IMightBeWrong

Apparently your head is too far up your own hole not to take things so seriously. Perhaps you should think about rectifying that.

A classic example. Internet overloading has affected this poor lads reasoning, and his definition of humour. Such a waste.

*Realises the correlation between Mark's Daily Mail's posts and his opinions and beliefs* BY JOVE THEY'RE ONTO SOMETHING HERE.

Nowhere Man- The Beatles

Nothing I, There Is, Is My- Sinfonia

My girlfriend has read it and said it made better toilet roll than it did reading. I was wondering why she had ink marks on her arse.

America is already working on that.

Congrat-u-ma-lations!

'Sentimental' What a fucking CHOON.

Hahaha he looks like such a fucking gimp. What on earth posessed him to wear that attire. The dude can certainly afford some decent clothes. Even sex addict Steve Coogan made more of an effort.

Someone kick him! See how far he'll travel.

Sense of humour bypass.

Do you know what a best friend hug is? Maybe I could show you.....:wink3:

Weird Al is an unfunny piece of shit. After 'Smells Like Nirvana' I want him shot for crimes against comedy.

Amendment One: Mob rule.

Don't encourage him!!!

If they did play the Super Bowl i'd be interested to see their take on 'wardrobe malfunction'.

O: How do you feel about your participation on a TV show such as the Simspons? CM: It was fantastic, that made us look more handsome than we really are. We are very thankful for that and being there felt incredible, we are fans of the show, it was lots of fun doing it. With the exception of Will, who looked like a hungover paedophile.

How about instead of banning burkas we ban the idiotic reactionaries who piss themselves with fear and call for everything that scares them to be banned. As well as that we can ban any of the stupid populist politicians who actually listen to them.

Only an idiot would think that the first ever bank robbery involving a burka would mean that the wearing of burkas should be banned completely. The funny thing is, you're not even aware of your own ignorance. You're a danger to society. I would love it if someone in a burka ran into your house and butchered you. Since someone like you actually doesn't deserve to live.

^ Campaigning for a hair ban is just as ridiculous as your ban the burka idea. How about we just ban people like you from existing. The world would be a much better place.

Germans in World War One may have worn that but the Nazis did not. Though they would've been much cooler had they! :D

Wha'?

That half-time Who performance was brutal! :D

Since 1948 the Jews in Israel have had free rein to kill Muslims from the countries that surround them.