IMightBeWrong

Your feet smell. Your hair is unwashed and you have crap stuck to the hair in your ass. Damn I need a shower. :D

Chris Martins Coldplay Lesson of the Day: It's nice to be important but it's important to be NICE. :D

Random Coldplay Thought 281: If the members of Coldplay fall in the woods and no fans are around, do they still make a sound?

He is like, super-serial :D

75. All that hot air that comes out of Chris' mouth pollutes the air, damages the o-zone layer, endangers our forests, melts our ice-caps and kills baby kittens on contact. :(

......I didn't know there was a thread about little ole me! :embarrassed:

Yeah totally:D I'm IMightBeWrong silly! See you're smiling already:laugh3:

Me and my mate met her after a gig just after it happened and she asked her if they were ever going to work together again and it just got really awkward and she said no. What and idiot of a mate. :laugh3:

Someones a little-itty-bitty-teeny-weeny bit paranoid there. :laugh3: If you really don't care about what I say or think then why bother replying to me at all. I think you should stop being full of your own importance and accept that you're a little delusional. The first step is admitting it. :D

Haha does this make us a comedy team/double act now?:laugh3: I like to think i'm on the moderate side of realism. And yes, you are a bugger *pokes back with a very large stick* :D

Well said! :)

Well said! :)

Don't you get the strangest feeling of deja vu? :D Or are those the only words you can type? :laugh3:

The Simpsons is like a sick, comatose dog that needs to be put out of its misery but the owners are too attached to it to let it die. Haha I like that analogy. It stopped being funny a long time ago, which is really sad because I used to be obsessed with it and I still love watching the old episodes. I just wish they'd stop milking it. :(

tututututututututu! tututututututututu! im that happy, don't ask me why because even i doesn't know! :thinking: Naturally i've made you happy. ;) No need to thank me. It's my job. :D

Anytime m'darlin:hug:

I agree with what you're saying 'loveintechnicolour' but don't you think it'd be more feasible to ignore said haters by not even acknowledging their threads, rather than writing a large, emotional response which would more likely play into their hands and give them the attention they crave. The way I deal with it is by taking the piss out of the hater thread itself. However things like that don't bother me, why let it annoy your happiness? Have a nice day. :)

Noooooooooooo waaayyyyyy! Really!?! :kiss: And here I was thinking you were taking the word 'guy' too literally.

Woah, you really ARE a menopausal middle-aged woman. Nothing happened to the kid. It's not going to drive the population of one-year old children to run out and attempt to buy cigarettes. It's just another sensationalist over-reaction from a rag of a paper that plays upon the ignorance and stupidity of people like you.

They know that everything revolves around making sure you get nothing. :D M'dear is obviously an expression lost on you:dozey: but whatever :escaping: 51. Some of their fans lack a sense of humour, or even the ability to recognise it.

Is your self-esteem so fragile that you need to post on this thread to make yourself feel better!?! Hahaha I jest of course. :D RAWK ON CODPLAY!!!! Nigeria loves you!

That's not THEIR problem/fault! Enhance your income, sell door-to-door! Your question didn't warrant an answer m'dear. :D 50. X&Y

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^ Why is THAT a reason to hate them? 49. Chris turned down my suggestion to call his child 'Processed cheese' only to turn around and call the kid Apple. :(

Nah. Your lack of deduction is amazing. As well as your lack of manners and intellectual ability. Copy and paste. :dozey: