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You know he didn't invent that pickup line ritez?

DO IT NOW I MAY GO TO BED SOON

DO IT! NOW! I'm going to bed early cuz I have to get up early so DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT NOW

Depends is a brand of incontinence diapers; took me a while to get too. Also, lighten up, everybody

Cannibalism is not something to joke about!!

Ooo, I know what's up with mah recipient naow. *waits patiently*

"Negros"? Seriously?

^WTF son?

Everyone's heard that one

You know you're a redneck when loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

What do you call a woman with ESP and PMS?

I lol'd pretty hard XD Add in a pedophile and make it a kitten and you got cherself a right proper joke.

GUISE! GUISE! BREAKING NEWS!!

What's Hitler's favorite planet?

You're such a sensitive child (sensitive child) Oh, you're such a sensitive child. I know you're tired but it's all right. I just need you to sing for me tonight. You're gonna have your day in the sun, You know God loves the sensitive ones. :D How do you know Jews are living next door?

Hah. Actually I was expecting something to do with dying babies before I clicked on the spoiler so it was a bit lame.

I'm only angry because I was expecting a funny joke but I got a guy who doesn't understand basic sex position lingo. Hm, you make a good point. Ricardo's joke is officially "eh", instead of "fuckwitted". :nice:

He did wut naow? XD It's the same for guys you fuckwit.

Yeah, it will, actually. Fire away :cheesy:

Told this bajillions of times, but: Why does Mexico have no Olympic team? Loosen up. Laughing at stuff makes it less bad.

I'll make one! :blush: What do you call a ******? Dirty.

I don't believe people who stay married should be bound by moral law to not sleep with anybody else if they don't still love the person they married. So no, I guess the word adultery doesn't mean much to me. People stay together for lots of reasons, some people who would otherwise get a divorce choose to stay together for "the children's sake" -- these things are complicated. I try not to be judgmental.

MPD =/= schizophrenia. Plz do ur rsrch

Chris, bitch, gimme your mixtape. *noms*

Theory on boy/guy/man. A boy or man is a guy if he's around your age. Simple.