Brent

Well except that I shat a fetus the other day.

Once a year, I get really really really really really obsessed with "Reckoner" by Radiohead. It is that time now.

Actually, I was drinking a lot of water and it was mostly clear.

I peed and it was really really really satisfying. Don't judge. Like...omg.

Just changed mine. Well, my laptop's anyway.

Arguably, that's a way more awkward thing to say than asking me for my name. But you're welcome. ? Yeah.

^ Those lying sons-of-bitches.

Ball-shriveling Cold.

Nah, I'm more of an ass man myself. :blank: And you should call me Brent. Baw8cc is a name given to me by my school for my email account. I just made it my name on here, so that I would remember. I was lurking for years, but when ETIAW was released they made it so you had to have an account to get on the boards, so I made this one. I didn't intend on talking a lot. And I'm stuck with a stupid name on here. But my real name is Brent, which is equally stupid kind of. It means "climbing up a big hill" or something like that. WTF?

Yes

Well, fuck those bitches. They're just jealous you're not pregnant.

:sad: I thought I was being a super-awesome progressive feminist. No, wait. I was. The only problem with your boobs is that MEN victimize you into thinking they're deformed. :angry: Don't fight your boobz. Fight the men. Women shouldn't be self-conscious about stuff like that. It's a moot point. It's much harder to be a girl (you're constantly under societal image pressures because sexy women, or the stereotypical, disproportionate, products of corporate mechanics). Take it from me, guys (or at least the men you would be interested in in the end) don't care about that. I would marry someone whose boobs were made of sandpaper and wood glue if they were smart, driven, and great to talk to. You don't deserve to have to deal with people who are constantly making you feel deformed and therefore miserable. I understand WHY people get breast enhancements, but it's that reason why I think they're ridiculous. It pisses me off that people have to do that to feel confident. I don't get why women are always on trial: Men should be. YOU have to ovulate, YOU have to give birth, and in the end WE get to pee standing up! It's unfair. And don't post pr0n on my thread. Even though that drawing is awesome.

NPR*

Nah, I looked it up because I was interested. The breast lift just increases one's chances of it. Smoking still weakens your synaptic and pressurized vessels, which are vital to things staying attached: Notably, the hair, nails, and nipples. People who smoke will experience discoloration of this based on your resistance to nicotine/tar poisoning of these areas Nicotine binds to inward vessels, cutting off circulatory stuff and binding to these areas. The breast lift brings in a different dimension: Not only are smokers manipulating this biochemically, but they are physically shifting the vessels and tissue necessary for the synapses to play a role there. Not to mention that there's a new, artificial layer of silicone which greatly increases pressure to the area. Boob jobs are super ridiculous.

Joel's new nickname is Muffin. Enjoy.

The tides are ridiculously important. You just don't feel the direct effect of them. Coastally, though, they're responsible for a lot of industry. Tides are one of the main reasons why ocean water is constantly flowing. Otherwise, it would be impossible, and oceanic life wouldn't exist.

LOLOLOLOLOLzzz This made my day better.

Viva is a 1.5 on the Kinsey scale. http://www.iub.edu/~kinsey/resources/ak-hhscale.html

I feel bad. I shouldn't have left a blank smiley. It's what started this whole thing :sad:

X&Y is bi-curious at the very least, I'd say.

I'd be confused if my nipples fell off. Then I'd never know the time (from the right one) or the tides (left).

You're right. I wish I could move it.

Obviously. Don't be stupid. It's a million dollars. Eat your own poo?

...if you smoke. Or if I rip them off. :blank: Don't smoke, kids. All-caps were necessary. Plastic surgeon warns smoking can cause nipples to turn black and fall off Source: http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/05/smoking-can-make-your-nipples-fall-off/

This was pre-recorded earlier this month. Chris was on the show as an interviewed guest. They also played songs but will be broadcasted on Dec. 7. It's weird how shows like that work!