Brent

This was pre-recorded earlier this month. Chris was on the show as an interviewed guest. They also played songs but will be broadcasted on Dec. 7. It's weird how shows like that work!

It snowed a little last night :cheesy:

That's false. I studied this in my zoology and evolution classes. Even in the lab I work in, we mate and dissect fruit flies, and they definitely have sex for pleasure. You can see them doing it in groups, in different positions and even homosexually (and they say homosexuality is "unnatural"...bullshit). Even the most basic animals have sex for pleasure. Think about it: If sex wasn't pleasurable, why would anyone want to do it? The mechanism is there, the nerves are concentrated, as a motivational tool. The only time when sex is NOT pleasurable is when the sex is asexual or simply mitotic. Which arguably would be a better system if sex was only for procreation. But it's not, and the simple existence of the sexual process is proof. Something that's really really incorrect from a biological evolutionary standpoint is when people say that something is done for the "good of the species." Animals do not think this, they're in it for themselves. The development of the group of animals as a whole is not of the organism's concern: It's just a side effect of micro-Darwinism. Example: Bonobo chimps have gay sex, masturbate, kiss, etc. NONE of that is procreative. It's all over the animal kingdom. I don't want to post them here, but there are videos of this kind of stuff. You can look up videos of animals masturbating and stuff on YouTube. My evolution teacher did it once. It was ridiculous.

Brent is a better name than Joel. FYI.

THANK YOU! That's been bothering me for six months now.

I've always been confused with this. Is it "Bon Iver" by Bon Iver or "Bon Iver, Bon Iver" by Bon Iver? I thought it was just self-titled (the first option) but people keep saying "Bon Iver, Bon Iver - Bon Iver." I'm confused. :blank:

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Well her and my dog would get along, assuming he could keep his shout out of her STI-infected loins. Unfortunately, though, if you give her something to chew on she won't simply go away into the back room.

I hope our marriage lasts longer than Kim Kardashian's. How long was that? A trip to the bathroom and back?

Tesla Coils give me a boner.

Your penis looks an awful lot like a carrot.

I don't get why people like this so much. What is it implying? Am I missing something here?

My name is Bob.

That means that I get to fist him so hard he turns inside-out. :blank: How am I still allowed to talk?

Please not bart or ParrotDies. Agreed. U2 is overrated. Oh God, now U2 fans are going to come on here and bleed all over the place like the MJ ones.

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Bono knows EVERYTHING. He taught you How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb, and taught me how to milk a cow.

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If I had $20 billion dollars I would go to Dairy Queen to get a milkshake. :nice: The I would BUY AN ATOMIC BOMB and drop it on your FACE :angry: I like you too.

He's awesome right? We go out and do hoodrat stuff on the weekends.

WELL KEEP YOUR WHORE MOUTH SHUT.

Wait, do I have to come out as a Coldplay fan? [staring me down, holding the paper Viva butterflies she found under my mattress] Mom: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. HOW COULD YOU. Me: Mom. Dad. I have something to tell you. This is something I've struggled with my entire life. I'm always teased at school. I'm always stared at, singing in the car. I'm beaten for it. But I'm still me. Mom. Dad. I'm a Coldplay fan. I hope you can accept me for who I am. :sad: Mom: I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions. We still love you. And I can live without a grandson. Me: what?

Although I look kind of frumpy in this picture, my dog is obviously awesome. His name is Chester.

That smiley is so inappropriate.

You guys. Stop freaking out. It's some icons, backgrounds, and a cheesy minute-long video. Take a deep breath, before you need a bypass. :blank: