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Jawr

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Everything posted by Jawr

  1. The laptop itself has little to do with this. It's a battery issue. She's just fried her battery.
  2. Qatar. Amidoingitrite?
  3. EmmaLouiseSmyth, you should probably get a replacement charger and battery. Not only does it sound like your battery is on the verge of death, it sounds like you're charger isn't doing its job either. All batteries have a life span to them and none last forever, but you can make them last longer if you treat them nice. Real nice. It sounds like you've treated yours like a ho. It will cost around $150 for both or 10 gold coins or whatever the hell you Irish people use to barter goods with. But yeah. New battery/charger. Do it.
  4. Perhaps, but the Coldplay section seems mostly populated by hormonal women and girls and people obsessed with the idea of finding a secret about Coldplay and think they are code crackers. I've got my money on the lounge.
  5. I can't wash the image of that transsexual dancing with a hollowed out face from my mind. I dun goofed.
  6. In your heaaaaad in your heaaaad Zommmbiieee- Zommmbbieeee- Ayyyyyy- aaaaayyyy - ayyyyyy
  7. My eyes they hurt. halp.
  8. threads like these make me want to bleed you dry.
  9. I'm scared about the probable real life implications of this discussion.
  10. -criticism of hostile reaction that in and of itself is actually a hostile reaction too-
  11. There is something about the term "Chrissy" that makes my skin crawl. I assume it refers to Chris Martin. But I don't really want to find out.
  12. What do you mean "you people"?
  13. I think the best video clip I've ever seen is Sigur Ros' Untitled 1 from ( ).
  14. Sounds more like a cross between an elephant and a pineapple.
  15. Just finished watching Homeland.
  16. Parachutes: Spies A Rush of Blood to the Head: Politik X&Y: Fix You Viva La Vida: 42 Mylo Xyloto: Hurts Like Heaven.
  17. Wow. Those guys are shamelessly generic. It's like they totally know they are generic but are proud of it and stick with it anyway. They'll go places... Just wait.

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