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uncle ben's it's always a sucess :laugh1:

make rice don't kill mice :dead:

no it's not :thinking:

i killed my Modest Mouse CD last week :shocked3: :smartass2:

 

don't eat too much rice

cuz your eyes will be surprised :wideeyed: :chinese:

modest mouse was is this? music for elevator? :thinking:

constipation can be a result of too much rice

that's worth the risk :chinese:

nothing's worth to risk :mellow:

even rice which made in china can be faked by chinese :chinese:

eat sushi and fondue and drink water :healthy:

sushies with fish full of metal and drink water :disappointed:

i'm not a vegetable :tongue:

i'm already one

i'm already speaking like a duck

first bird flu patient i will be

now time for the duck to sleep :lips:

a bientot :lips:

french fluent

or uni blocked or no more :lips:

if you want to touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly :smartass:

fly myself already can

when i was a fucking man :shocked3:

fuck a duck seems difficult

and i don't want to break the cult :chinese:

i heard poetry :ears:

before i leave i have to pose my lyrics yo yoyo

i'm on the microphone take out your cell phone

rice for mice and pasta for rasta that's automatics

turn off the radio james blunt coldplay and french music is played on

yo yo yo imma mc jean jacques :biker:

that doesn't sound like a hit

it's more like Martin's song called Fix...

rap does suck more than you think

just take your 'Purple Pills' and 'Go To Sleep' :chinese:

Hello Lea,remember me??? :p

quote quote quote

 

french songs is not aching yourb ears cause you're not understanding it :wacky:

chris martin wrote his songs for himself :shifty:

pathetic love songs would says kelly clarkson ou fils :sick:

i see no brabery in your voice anymore only weirdness :military:

 

don't spam the good coldplaying threads :shifty:

some of members becoming angry kids :uneasy:

 

i don't believe in Clark-son's voice :wideeyed:

je parle francais only a bit :wideeyed:

understanding french is for little girls and boys :wideeyed:

people lost their abilities to speak languages :wideeyed:

mimicry is the best language in the bed :smartass:

rick rick rick i do remember you :thinking:

 

 

i spam if i want you toilet tune

speak french a bit or bitte :wideeyed:

the emasculination of mimi :wacko:

male mimi would be :sick:

don't change sex for me :thimking:

i like french toasts with black tea :wideeyed:

tena or männer? :O

tena or libra :wacky:

you novice bed weter :kid:

why under my number of spot there's a square written leaver has a disabled reputation :thinking:

thinking about thinking it's mental masturbation

:sick:

mental masturbation is quite useful nowadays :wideeyed:

disabled or able-bodied? :charming:

libra is evil

tena is bad

Dr Phil is fake

it was a nice day :wacko:

dr phile is not fake :biker:

he's the truth naked :thinking:

you think that i'm teasing but i've got no reasons

too much beyoncé on mtv :sick:

Jay-Z is da man

i'm his masterplan

dr phil fakes everything :O

don't believe the truth :wideeyed:

 

:army:

is it oasis love your spread

galaagers brother brother big ego trying to be smart and criticing pop artist

ain't they outdo the beattles?

Oasis are so 90's :thinking:

time for retiremement :wacky:

Oasis are the shit

foocking stoodents i would say :chinese:

analyze this or analyze that? :thinking:

matter of taste doesn't play role :cheesy:

90s were shit

go back to the 23rd century :smartass:

and meet Arnie & Albie :wacky:

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