is it right to be reminded of léa everytime i hear britney spears now?

:stunned:

be ma kevin federline or justin timberlake or colin farell or just a guy :lips:

 

i don't know if i can take that as a compliment though :uhoh:

kevin federlinegative or nothing

take a chance yous stupid ho

:lips:

it's rich girl featuring adam :chinese:

if i was a rich gal nananananananana

bleed me a river

say that you libresse me

bleed me a river

lalalal it's my e-pillgative

cos imma timberlake-pill :chinese:

you two are soooooo crazy!!!!! :P

you drive me crazy i just can't sleep

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa stooooooop

cameara looks in the bra

then destiny child are coming with the cloud and loose her bra too

:lips:

loose their breasts cos they have a soldier

they could borrow us some soldiers

we could all dance on the dance floor

murder on the dance floor like sophie ellis bextor way back in time

while i was still a ho on moves and acrobatic :chinese:

why don't they need a biker?

it's less dirrtay christina aguilera aguilera pas

murder on the dance floor remidsn me of a song of mickale kalxon

tuut tuut :ears:

four to the floor i was sure that you will be ma bike :biker:

imma bika

i have driven ma harley back at home

nobootay seems to care about ma ass when i drive ma tits and make it a nipplegate

nobootay cares

imma nobootay's wife

imma Binouk Anouk lalal i remember her

angry femme

imma Fabio Fatale

your substral,

Fabio

:disguise:

nobootay cares

imma nobootay's wife

imma Binouk Anouk lalal i remember her

angry femme

puah i though i was le alone alice djay to remember of that

femme violent is it a group or something

or it's a kiefer or nothin

lalala now i have prodigy on ma playlist

smack ma bitch up

in le charlie's angels they have this music

l'amour smells :heart:

l'amour çà pue mais çà donne des wings

without ma wings i feel so fart :toilet:

everybootay is looking for something

la mafia boardie çà pue

puah how do you say in french,

" i'm a yellow banana and i hate rich men "

:chinese:

 

lalala it's toiletjoke time soon if i can come up with one :ears:

je suis une banane jaune et je hais les hommes riches

you're not a material girl cause evrybootay is libvin in a material world

it's in moulin rouge singing by nicole enfanthomme :ears:

i'm waiting for tonight ma toilet joke

i'm j.lo you're ma husband

which one?

number 5 ot6?

imma number 7, it's a lucky number

lalala i bring luck with me for usher :lips:

 

C'est uno toilet joke now:

 

 

 

There where 3 different kinds of mushrooms playing football while one of them hurt itself. What did the other 2 ask him?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you hurt yourself?

 

 

:toilet:

 

lalala i'm starting to smell more than ever no joke no habitas no hilara or duff or kiether sutherland in ma dreams

 

:lips:

mwjhahahahahahaha

i want mandy more

:lips:

okkaydohokkaydo

what did michael jackson do to little mushrooms?

 

 

 

 

 

ate them alive :chinese:

 

i smell i smell :toilet:

why do mickael jackson go behing the judge in pyjama?

because children could recognize him when he's nakked

toilet joke :toilet:

mwahahahhaha

your toilet jokes are much more mr muscle than mine :lips:

 

puah my backfire hurts. i have to put some glue innit

yo

:ears:

do you know why some people are sleeping with a finger in their backfire?

cause it could cicatrised in the night

want more have more :ears:

mwahhahaha

here's one:

 

what did a original french frie say when he met an american mc donalds potato? :chinese:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mon dieu, you're so fat!!! :ears:

 

lalala c'est :toilet: est :lips:

toilet or nothing

take a chance you stupid ho

:lips:

mwhahahahahahahaha

everyone llooking at me i'm laughing alone

and dancing alone

mwhahahahahah

i'm gonna tell everybootay

doigt dans le cul dans qui pue

finger in da backfire finger who smells :lips:

lalala c'est everybootay divaest thinking they know but

we're le weirdos :lips:

it hurts but you'ra ma BANd-aId

lalal fingers in backfiras

better not be fishfingers or will smell like tuna le fire le back

:ears:

how good smell the back of a fireman :fireman:

do i have to change ma name

i am le weird.hoes

so i take ma chance cause everybootay is looking for money

money money money

 

time for toilet joke

 

 

 

how do you say in french when something is not at it riiiiiiiaaaaaight place(in ma)

abba y pas (oh it's jnot here)

hot in here nelly olsen the little house in the prairie

you're charles ingals and i'm carry and i'm falling in your grass

 

 

 

voilà! :ears: