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mwahahhaha

abba y pas le petite champignon

here with me by dildo

:chinese:

olsen twins like twister they spin

lalalla iglesias and hos all together having a naked butt shaky show

lika butter and fly muse lalal

 

toilet joke here too:

 

why does everybootay has to knock when they go in the apartment of the leader of the MUSE?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

becausa it's matthew bellamy he has no doorbellamy

c'est toilet le caca :toilet:

i smell again but i hope you have plenty of axe :smartass:

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you're ma matt bellamy

cause in french bellamy means bootiful friend

beautiful stranger i'm gonna dance for you

i'm austin you're ma backpowa

it's the hflowa powa in ma backfira

yo i'm 50 vaginas :biker:

why do mickael jackson go behing the judge in pyjama?

because children could recognize him when he's nakked

:stunned: :stunned:

ain't it funny? J.lo or ho.j

it was le weirdo joke ou plaisanterie as you like

look o look it's la sucette or chupa chups :kid:

bootiful friend bellamy oh lal la i didn't know matthew french was :smartass:

austin and mojo jojo opps it's le jeff (buCKley) gordon and his blowable teenage mutant ninja turtles i mean something

lalalal mwahhaha i'm laughing at nothing

c'est crazy le lotta :smartass:

pas de rugby player shoulders, pas de big tits :smartass:

you're laughing at nothing

u2 have a nutt tree for mother?

you're ma squirrel i'm your miss mime

arthur legend with ronde table

not the lord of the blings :chinese:

U2 and bono have sponsored by ma Nutella-tree therefore

squirrel i be

can i your secret lover also est? :chinese:

miam miam bling bling

kepp on pimpin' in the east side

west side

yo ho yaourt or miam miam

kif kif lada or opel astra it's so mysterious

:ears:

mysterious way or american life way of olife

i'm repeating myself like kylie in the la la la song

tis la vérité et çà pue

botox ma butt botox ma face botox matits and ma shoudersq but you won't have ma freedom of thinking :chinese:

i'm just a squirrel i muhsroom ma life away

imma ozzy like bats i eat and miam miam cousin caca in le pot put

pot pot pot chicken pox

c'est le disease i have heard

botox a bliss is

Botoxnance isn't bliss

:lips:

Bliss muse or bliss use

use bliss use risk

it's at your own risks and take your chance but take a bow :bow:

i don't know if the smiley works but i put dem

love dem ho like eamon

fuck it

fucjk what i say and lalalala

then furbie(not the teddy) furb

fuck right back

it was so....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

historical moments, written for the ternity calvin kleinback to the studio line

 

 

missy pedriotte

missy pedriotte yo

lil fabio in da club

i've got 50 penis but only one vegetable vagina :smartass:

puah c'est calvin klein back or big back

it's back anyway

oppps i've made a comeback

c'est back le comeback

:bow:

come back like cher with believe

do you believe in life after love? :bow:

i believe in you

the botoxed queen or quequette

you choose or you're loose your bra or your tena

one in mickael muti patinum dangerous though...

:ears:

mwhahahahahahahahhahaahah :lol: :lol: your signatura and flag mwahahahah

 

imma laughing ma stamina off. lalala you always know how to cheer up ma

days :lips:

 

ma botoxed heart is pumping for you :heart:

missy pedriotte yo

lil fabio in da club

i've got 50 penis but only one vegetable vagina :smartass:

 

yo have to be in da mental institution! :lol:

mwhahahahahahahahhahaahah your signatura and flag mwahahahah

 

imma laughing ma stamina off. lalala you always know how to cheer up ma

days

 

ma botoxed heart is pumping for you

it's all for you sa miss jackson would have said :lips:

go on a train and do ho on moves

call on meeee

call on meeeeeeee

:biker:

miss jackson or miss saigon :smartass:

madama butterfly & hurricanes

bom bom boum boum badaboum

call on youuu call on you

imma eric prydz

do the ho on moveees

shake le backfire

thongs getting too stuck

opps lalala le accident est is

:smartass: :lips:

:ears:

lopetetaanko tähan vai pelantaanko ratkaisuerä?:lips:

pohjanmaan kautta!!!!

i'm learnin the best sentence :ears:

mwhahahahahahah :heart:

 

cela vous dérange-t-il se je tell another toiletjoke? :chinese:

 

what's the drink named after Jessi-ho in St Tropez called? :lips:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

De la stupido blonde :ears:

blonde i'm a jessica for you

don't dye it don't try to deny it

it's heavy on ma skirt wit whitenosy voice

it's fire in ma backira

give me your powa

you're ma salt

i'm peppering your american life( not for me)

:ears:

sorry i was so passive today

le caca swedish words took ma attention like hos on moves

lalalalala pepper on ma bitch-toes

bouncing up and down like a ho on moves on herre

:ears:

Hello Lea... Where is Pedro Bikasso? :rolleyes:

Call on me Pedro da playa.....call on me

the draw is ready but nobootay online :biker:

 

i keep it for myself :ears:

draw :stunned: have you barrymored whot whot whot :ears:

puah i want to see you onlinegative or nothing

Y a-t-il des champignons :chinese:

no champignons lalalala woot woot

you will see one day in your life (with noise voice)

cause it's heavy on ma d'esk

:ears:

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