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THE "IN MY PANTS" GAME

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:idea2: oooh i got it...how about, you set each other up :lol:

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oooh i got it...how about, you set each other up

*thinks*

 

nah, that won't be the same as 04/2003 syndrome

I see....

 

hmm, dude you should chill and be proud of being single...

 

then all the girls will go ooooh Jak you so crazzzzzzzzzzeeeeh

 

:)

 

they say similar things to me all the time

 

in my pants :lol:

I see....

 

hmm, dude you should chill and be proud of being single...

 

then all the girls will go ooooh Jak you so crazzzzzzzzzzeeeeh

 

 

 

they say similar things to me all the time

 

in my pants

:/

im gonna teach you the way of the Dave Jak!

 

and then, you'll be set :cool: :lol:

i need a boyfriend.. not only in my pants :rolleyes: :lol: :(

 

 

and i need a grilfreind

*thinks* :idea2: emmm good idea. Jak and Lotta :wink3: :sneaky:

im gonna teach you the way of the Dave Jak!

 

and then, you'll be set

the way of the dave :o

Jak loves the older women :wink3:

Jak loves the older women

and you love the 104 Y/O women like lea lol :lol:

Jak how are you today anyway !! Did pompey beat villa !! ?

 

 

Jak how are you today anyway !! Did pompey beat villa !! ?

i don't think so, i forgot to listen out for the match cause i went out shopping for some clothes

 

 

Jak how are you today anyway !! Did pompey beat villa !! ?

i don't think so, i forgot to listen out for the match cause i went out shopping for some clothes

 

they were losing 2 v 0 last time i checked :confused:

-JaK- wrote:

Quote:

 

 

 

Jak how are you today anyway !! Did pompey beat villa !! ?

 

 

i don't think so, i forgot to listen out for the match cause i went out shopping for some clothes

 

 

they were losing 2 v 0 last time i checked

:bigcry:

meh, my day can't get any worse right?

i need money in my pants :stunned:

-JaK- wrote:

Quote:

 

 

 

Jak how are you today anyway !! Did pompey beat villa !! ?

 

 

i don't think so, i forgot to listen out for the match cause i went out shopping for some clothes

 

 

they were losing 2 v 0 last time i checked

 

dont worry buddy, its all good

 

:)

:bigcry:

meh, my day can't get any worse right?

Adam's Song

I never thought I'd die alone

I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?

I traced the cord back to the wall

No wonder it was never plugged in at all

 

I took my time, I hurried up

The choice was mine, I didn't think enough

I'm too depressed to go on

You'll be sorry when I'm gone

 

I never conquered, rarely came

16 just held such better days

Days when I still felt alive

We couldn't wait to get outside

 

The world was wide, too late to try

The tour was over, we'd survived

I couldn't wait 'til I got home

To pass the time in my room alone

 

I never thought I'd die alone

Another six months, I'll be unknown

Give all my things to all my friends

You'll never step foot in my room again

 

You'll close it off, board it up

Remember the time that I spilled the cup

Of apple juice in the hall

Please tell mom this is not her fault

 

I never conquered, rarely came

16 just held such better days

Days when I still felt alive

We couldn't wait to get outside

 

The world was wide, too late to try

The tour was over, we'd survived

I couldn't wait 'til I got home

To pass the time in my room alone

 

I never conquered, rarely came

Tomorrow holds such better days

Days when I can still feel alive

When I can't wait to get outside

 

The world is wide, the time goes by

The tour is over, I've survived

I can't wait 'til I get home

To pass the time in my room alone

 

:confused: :/ :cry:

:cry:

cheer up biscuits! :kiss:

 

Call and I'll answer at home in the lost and found

You say that I'm much too proud

Someone who's taking pleasure in breaking down

Nevermind the mannequins, drunk in their hollow town

Drinking their spoils down, cheap imitations

The revelation is now

You wont find me I'm going MIA

Tonight I'm leaving going MIA

Getting lost in you again is better than being numb

Counting every minute till the feeling comes crashing down

Run when it hit's the ground

I'm good at escaping

But better at flaking out

Calling unanswered the center becomes blown out

Stuck on the inside now

It's fear I'm embracing

I never could face you down

You wont find me I'm going MIA

Tonight I'm leaving going MIA

Getting lost in you again is better than being numb

Red, red, laced around your head

Cold and rescued

Cold and rescued

Cold and rescued

Cold and rescued

Cold and rescued

Cold and rescued

Call and I'll answer at home in the lost and found

You say that I'm much too proud

Someone who's taking pleasure in breaking down

You wont find me I'm going MIA

Tonight I'm leaving going MIA

So you don't find me I'm going MIA

Tonight I'm leaving going MIA

Say good-bye to me I'm going MIA

I can find relief I'm going MIA

Getting lost in you again is better than being numb

Better than being numb

Better than playing dumb

 

you've just been foo'd :lol: :lol: :D

I really need something special to improve the action in my pants !! I am still in the mood !! :whip:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: im always up...i mean happy

 

i just feel bad for old Jak

 

cheer up buddy! :)

@ Jak: :cry: :cry:

 

daryl: :stunned: :whip: :wink3:

 

im in a concert again in my pants :cool: :stunned: :lol:

you're all ignoring me :angry:

 

:lol: :rolleyes: :lol:

hey, your thing is kewl too lotta, i was just reading then and its good

my thing? what thing? :stunned:

the foo fighters song you put up

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