Let's say Mr X has a crush on Mrs Y.

They study at the same uni, they're class mates.

Mrs Y is a freaking goddess, Mr X is a silly pimp, nothing more.

 

Mr X obviously wants mrs Y, but she doesn't even know his name.

What should Mr X do?

(Don't answer "Fuck off")

 

Translation=

I want you guys to help me with this chick, like, gimme some good stalking moves, pick up lines...

Like, what do chicks want to hear nowadays? I don't wanna screw everything this time, so i thought you guys could gimme some good ideas, i dunno, any help would be great.

Hi, i am Mr X would be a good start? :idea2:

hahaha Yea, totally!

 

Maybe i should write that line on my hand right now so i won' forget to use it tomorrow. :cool:

Good luck, dont freak her out with some wicked pick-up line! :D

haha thanks, i'll probably say something really stupid anyways. oh well.

Myabe if i wear my radiohead shirt i'll impress her?

like

*omg, that boy is so stupid, i hate him.. but wow, he has a cool shirt, i want him bad*

How do you know she likes Radiohead, dude? :P And don't say that, 'everybody likes Radiohead,' crap, dude. ahahhaha

Do you sit next to her? Start small like asking a simple (work related) question then graduate to bigger questions such as aren't you in my other class?

 

NO PICKUP LINES, but once you get to know her and you know what kind of stuff she is into then ask if she wants to go to a particular place, not in a date way though.

 

:blush:

Do you sit next to her? Start small like asking a simple (work related) question then graduate to bigger questions such as aren't you in my other class?

 

NO PICKUP LINES, but once you get to know her and you know what kind of stuff she is into then ask if she wants to go to a particular place, not in a date way though.

 

:blush:

 

It always sounds much more simple than it actually is, doesn't it? :lol:

 

Anyway, I could probably use some help in that department myself, but one thing that always helps me is always thinking to myself that for all I know she might feel the same way about me and is just as nervous. Makes girls seem much less intimidating. :cool:

 

Also, I too find myself thinking things like "maybe if I wear my cool shirt she'll think I'm cool and won't notice how nervously stupid I'm acting." So you're not alone there. :lol:

bah! lousy double post.

sign her up for this board, and then give her the login details and tell her you'll meet her for a chat online later.

 

;)

well i'm sort of in the same predicament as you here with a guy. i THINK the best approach is just to be yourself and show you're a bit vulnerable, i find that endearing personally :P

definetely try to act different than you do on this board and you might have a chance! ;)

:lol: rude! :P

heeyyy!! cool avatar!!

when you see her pay her a compliment like 'wow you're hair looks great' or something. girls like compliments ;) but don't try any chat up lines, just be honest with her! tell her you like her.

 

heeyyy!! cool avatar!

 

 

moi? cheers! :cool:

 

girls like compliments

 

 

oh don't we JUST! :D :D

wow that pair of smilies is beautiful :embarrased:

:stunned: well that was just bad

 

:lol:

making fun of people is considered to be mean, but when you do it it's simply astonishing :blush: :embarrased:

sign her up for this board, and then give her the login details and tell her you'll meet her for a chat online later.

 

;)

 

and then we can all join in! :laugh3:

Heeyyyy look ali!!! HIII!! I MISS YA

making fun of people is considered to be mean' date=' but when you do it it's simply astonishing :blush: :embarrased:[/quote']

 

As if God himself made you look stupid!

 

An insult as beautiful as anything the human eye has ever captured!

 

Joy of joys! That I should partake in the astounding majesty of the greatest and by far the wittiest putdown in human history!

 

:smartass:

Ho ho ho!!!! that was a truly 'majestic' display of Peedonism *bows down* :lol:

Joy of joys!

 

 

I like this^!.... :lol: ...:D

RoWaN is gone? :P