Guest DavidG Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have written more books than they''ve read. 2. Dr. Phil Mcgraw Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact that his most hight-profile patient, Oprah Winfrey, is an overweight woman with serious commitment issues. 3. America''s Oil Companies For a lifetime body of work proving that oil and water don''t mix. 4. Yasser Arafat & Ariel Sharon For those 2 consecutive days last March when no Israelis or Palestinians killed each other. 5. Bill Gates For creating the X-Box and convincing Americans that their children need a $200 video game system during a recession. 6. The Editors of Maxim For managing to create 300 magazine pages a month using no other subjects besides beer and models. 7. Jared Of the Subway Sandwich fame, whose claim of losing hundreds of pounds and achieving optimum health by eating nothing but oversized, greasy heroes was questioned by no one. 8. Jennifer Lopez Who, in conjunction with DuPont, developed a synthetic fabric capable of containing her ass. 9. Glaxo Who has managed to make "loose stools" a side effect of every one of the drugs it produces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 they all deserve a lollypop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fifi Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 they all deserve a lollypop :shocked: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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