Split Personality

 

He's a she because she's obsessional

She likes him because he's professional.

In the end they're all so sensational

But the both of them interracial.

 

In one body two have lived,

When you talk they are sensitive.

It is crazy, I know it seems

Hear the man and know what I mean.

 

“Flowing wind waves drifting away,

Somehow today is my best day.

evil making its own infliction

Rolling silently to addiction.

I enjoy falling in the sky.

I don't like falling for a guy.

Seems the world's getting so insane.

I'm not Kate, that's not my name.”

 

You think that person's pretty weird,

The woman's everything you feared.

She's so bossy, sassy senseless.

She also leaves herself defenseless.

 

“Get out of there, why's my underwear?

A gentleman size with some space for a prize?

Why you staring for all that I do,

Haven't seen a girl, screw you.

At any rate, I am Kate.

If anyone calls me Bob, him I'll castrate.

For him I'll do a Bar mitzvah,

And toss his foreskin ever so far.”

 

Surely we don't want to know,

What we heard, and so let's go.

This crazy and should be unheard.

I'd much prefer listening to a bird.

 

by infernojo

cool. :cool:

David, this thread is really hoppin'! hahah :confused: :kiss:

:lol: I know mate, haha I should just give up sometimes :P

:lol: :lol:

please post your own poetry people of the crazy variety!

Cool cool poetry

i like more

to hug a tree

OMG! a tree hugger! KILL IT! KILL IT! :P :lol:

read read read

and smoke some weed

and you ain't cool

if you are a fool

aaah I love it! thats some crazy stuff man :cool: :lol:

when you got a beast

of a car you can rawr

but when you got the least

than you don't go far

This Thread is my property, I talk cockily

Get up off of me cause I steam your a__ like broccoli,

You try to copy me cause you're jealous and mad at me,

I look good with oversized brain capacity,

I don't blame you, don't hate this future hall of famer,

Hate that in any given second I can re-arrange ya,

Hate that my name spells danger,

Hate that I hate ya, hate that you're a pawn and I'm a player,

Lyrical principal, schools out I dismissed ya,

You're all a bunch of trash go and sleep with your sista!

Word Life! :cool: :lol:

:snore:

I thought this was about porn :snore:

To understand you gotta

read betwen he lines

i ain't eating w or the heinz

life is cruel

so don't live like a fool

fuck the schedule and fuck the time

you know you gotta have some good rhyme

One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other

 

Not my poem but one i remember from when i was small, always messed up my mind :)

Get your legs and arms

and do some work on that farm

when that pig is smelly and hungry

get your as s up and don't be angry

---

i lost my concept here

word motherfrickin life Oli! :lol:

dig it dig

dig it all

somebody's digging at the mall

wait that's not my role.

hey mole

what say ya'll

who's mr.cool

dave dave

he like's to rave

and who's icecold

it's oliver without a doubt

he has an iron fist

and rhymes like a beast

:cool:

indeed :cool:

kick ass rhyming rhymemaster O

night is late

can't you see my rhyme

is dying to be

be with me

cuz it's time

to go to bed

so my rhyme will stay

funky and rad

so till next time hey

hi and bye

and it ain't no lie :cool: