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What would you do If Santa got stuck up the chimney?

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me being the ghost of santa clause, i would just walk through the wall and then give the young child a mars bar

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cool! but what about all the other kids ,do they get a mars bar too? :P

of course, and soap :D

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and a lump of coal! mwahahahaha :sneaky:

hmmm, maybe but i'd prefer to give them cheese :P

oh yeah, and crackers

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when santa got stuck up the chimney, he became to shout, you girls and boys won't get any toys if you dont pull me out, theres suit on my sack, my nose is black, my beard is tickly too, when santa got stuck up the chimney.... achoo achoo ACHOO! :D :P :lol:

:santa: hohoho

oh, if santa got stuck in the chimney :idea2:

 

:santa: "ahh im stuck "

 

:smash:

 

:santa: "weee, now im free"

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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hahahaha! whats that santa like! always getting stuck up chimneys! :rolleyes:

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hahahaha! whats that santa like! always getting stuck up chimneys! :rolleyes:

maybe he should carry some butter on him all the time

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yup and should stop eating so many pies

and that, he can give his pies to me :P

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yeh and then maybe he'll have to get a smaller suit because then he'd have lost so much weight!

yeah, that would be very good for him, im sure he's had that suit for a few 100 years

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yeh it must stink! wearing every year!

true, but still

 

he only wears it once a night

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what does he wear the rest of the year!!? :o :P

erm........nothing :idea2:

 

 

(btw, have you noticed its only us inn this convo)

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haha yeh its a two person thread :D

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