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What would you do If Santa got stuck up the chimney?

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bummer, i just messed that up..should i go..

I'd poke him with a stick until I got bored

 

Then I'd call the police and have him banged up

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^^^^^ you cant do that to poor old santa! :cry: :D

^now thats a good idea

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hehehe! no1 feel any sympathy for santa? after all we all did believe in him at one point in our lifes! :D

set his ass on fire

Light the fire in the chimney.
yeah :lol:
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u lot are sooooooooo cruel ;)

^^^^^ you cant do that to poor old santa! :cry: :D

 

I can and I will :D

 

:sneaky:

^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i've had a new idea, i'd get a chimny sweep to come alone and prod him with a stick until he falls out

and then ill watch him slide down my roof onto a trampoline

in-which he'll bounce into a net

and then i'll sell him on ebay :D

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^^^^^ you cant do that to poor old santa! :cry: :D

 

I can and I will :D

 

:sneaky:

 

evil!!!!!!! :P

^ :lol:

hey ryan, how are you i haven't seen you in ages

Yeah, I'm just swell.

 

I haven't been around here very much lately. I've got shitloads of work to do for uni. I've gotta have a piece of music written, recorded and fully mixed by Friday. I'm mixing it as we speak, but I'm spending pretty much all my free time at the moment trying to get it done.

 

And as if that isn't enough, I have a performance to plan for Thursday as well. :angry:

 

Ah well, after this week I have a month off, so I can relax again. :)

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that's me, baby - bad to the bone.

 

:cool:

shocking! :P

 

 

Yeah, I'm just swell.

 

I haven't been around here very much lately. I've got shitloads of work to do for uni. I've gotta have a piece of music written, recorded and fully mixed by Friday. I'm mixing it as we speak, but I'm spending pretty much all my free time at the moment trying to get it done.

 

And as if that isn't enough, I have a performance to plan for Thursday as well.

 

Ah well, after this week I have a month off, so I can relax again.

well i hope the performance goes good, and after that just relax :cool:

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