How to Photograph a New Puppy

[Guest DavidG]

1)Remove film from box and load camera

 

2)Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash

 

3)Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle

 

4)Choose a suitable background for photo

 

5)Mount camera on tripod and focus

 

6)Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth

 

7)Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera

 

8)Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees

 

9)Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand

 

10)Get tissue and clean nose print from lens

 

11)Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash

 

12)Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose

 

13)Put magazines back on coffee table

 

14)Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head

 

15)Replace your glasses and check camera for damage

 

16)Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside!!"

 

17)Fix a drink

 

18)Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and stay" the first thing in the morning

 

so not funny :lol:

[-JaK-]

:stunned:

good thing i'm scared of dogs then :P

[Guest DavidG]

:lol: haha indeed my good man

[-JaK-]

it could be worse remember, you could be trying to photo a siamese dog :stunned: