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How to Photograph a New Puppy

Guest DavidG

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1)Remove film from box and load camera


2)Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash


3)Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle


4)Choose a suitable background for photo


5)Mount camera on tripod and focus


6)Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth


7)Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera


8)Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees


9)Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand


10)Get tissue and clean nose print from lens


11)Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash


12)Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose


13)Put magazines back on coffee table


14)Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head


15)Replace your glasses and check camera for damage


16)Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside!!"


17)Fix a drink


18)Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and stay" the first thing in the morning


so not funny :lol:

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