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*Misseltoe Hanging Over this Thread* Thread

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Hey! Lost boy here, needs help, needs left booby. :wink3:

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Hey! Lost boy here' date=' needs help, needs left booby. :wink3:[/quote']

 

tell me five reasons and i might put the other one in there aswell...:P :wink3:

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Uhhh, uhm, oooooh, eehhhh, ok...

 

1. I'll show you my left booby.

2. I'll show you my right booby.

3. I'll convince Dave to show his left booby.

4. And his right booby.

5. Kalter only has one booby after that dreadful coffee maker accident.

 

There!

i can give u 5

 

a)he's horny

b)its christmas

c) he's a bloke

d)boobies are lovely

e)you just look so bootiful :lol:

Uhhh, uhm, oooooh, eehhhh, ok...

 

1. I'll show you my left booby.

2. I'll show you my right booby.

3. I'll convince Dave to show his left booby.

4. And his right booby.

5. Kalter only has one booby after that dreadful coffee maker accident.

 

There!

 

lol..i don't want to see man boobies....:P

 

(plus i know Dave wouldn't show his tonight...:P)

 

 

just give me one reason why i should post them tonight...? :P

e)you just look so bootiful :lol:

 

oh thanks...:kiss:

:wink3:

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Hmmm one actual, convincing reason why? Thats, a bit hard.

 

Well, cuz its christmas, and all I got this morning was a lump of coal, because santa thought I was bad, this kid schemed me earlier in the year, he made me preserve a mouse in a soap bar, I didnt do it, the kid did, I dont even know how to make soap, that soap making booklet helped, but not enough.

 

So you see, I got nothing for christmas, and your fine cleavage, would be my only present. Weep. :cry:

awwwwwwww....i'll see what i can do for you...;) :wink3:

Hmmm one actual, convincing reason why? Thats, a bit hard.

 

Well, cuz its christmas, and all I got this morning was a lump of coal, because santa thought I was bad, this kid schemed me earlier in the year, he made me preserve a mouse in a soap bar, I didnt do it, the kid did, I dont even know how to make soap, that soap making booklet helped, but not enough.

 

So you see, I got nothing for christmas, and your fine cleavage, would be my only present. Weep. :cry:

 

I salute you! :lol:

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Wheehay! She bought it! Score!

:stunned:

holy testical tuesday :stunned:

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Testicles are the last thing on my mind right now!

 

Cant... think... nice... cleavage.....Yes. :stunned:

with toys :wink3: :lol:

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Yeaahha hahaha silly boys hahaha -shh... :stunned:

 

*Eats chicken*

can I have some chicken? I particularly like the breast :lol:

oh my what have i done.... :rolleyes: :stunned:

I feel like Chicken Tonight :lol:

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