hehe :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

kisses for all

The title of this thread reminded me of that bit in Love Actually when that girl is like "I'll be standing underneath the Missletoe, waiting to be kissed" or something like that.

 

PISS OFF YOU SILLY HO HE HAS A WIFE!

 

:angry:

 

but im single :wink3: :lol:

*looses interest* :P

looses interest? as in Esther is Loose :lol: :P

:o

of course not... :rolleyes:

:lol: hmmm, pity :P

altho...... :lol:

you like cheese?

sometimes.... :P

:kiss:

 

better late than never eh? :wink3:

I didnt get any kisses for christmas, just that lump of coal for the mouse in soap gag.

 

Damnit. :kiss:

ohhh this board is so romantic - it gets me so sentimental :bigcry:

you call that sentimental? I call that lust

But I aint the one jacking off over Esthers bust

they just stare, no time for thinking here

for all they know, she could have a boyfriend who looks like Richard Gere

You say Shut up, I say screw you!

You excite me as much as my housemate Stu

he's got no style, no sophistication

for all I know he could have testicular irritation

But it dont matter now, the partys over!

All im asking now is for you to bend over!

I know you love me, I make you hot

but everything thats in my hand is what you've got

 

*opens hand*

 

NOTHING!

 

Word!

keep your day job :P

for all they know, she could have a boyfriend who looks like Richard Gere

 

i am that "she"...? :stunned:

 

 

nice poem David...i love the ending even tho it is quite dark... :)

you call that sentimental? I call that lust

 

:thinking:

kisses lotta under the mistlestoo..

awww. sweet :D

But I aint the one jacking off over Esthers bust

 

:stunned: that's a bit graphic :lol:

you call that sentimental? I call that lust

But I aint the one jacking off over Esthers bust

they just stare, no time for thinking here

for all they know, she could have a boyfriend who looks like Richard Gere

You say Shut up, I say screw you!

You excite me as much as my housemate Stu

he's got no style, no sophistication

for all I know he could have testicular irritation

But it dont matter now, the partys over!

All im asking now is for you to bend over!

I know you love me, I make you hot

but everything thats in my hand is what you've got

 

*opens hand*

 

NOTHING!

 

Word!

 

No sir David, your problem is clear

What you got in your hand you tried to put in your rear

It didnt work out due to simple shortened physics

So then instead you used your left hand to fist it

There you are all body hair and twisted

Like a pretzel being whipped by a unwanted creamy biscuit

You dont make us hot you make yourself luke warm

Having dreams of that night you hid in the bushes at the prom

Oh yes thats right, thats what you heard about david

Found naked several times in many trees and got arrested

With a poor young bird who just couldnt take it

This pigeon felt it was too small and just couldnt feel it

Thats the story of 'Pigeon Hole' dave and his antics

And you dont even know of his blow up doll Patrick

But thats another story for another day

Daves all finished up now used tissues to make paper mache'

 

Mache', werd.

:stunned: :lol:

:lol:

I MISS THE TIMES WHEN REILLY POSTED PORN! HE WASNT DISCRIMINATE TO SEX EITHER!

Yeah, good times. :cool:

LETS RELIVE GOOD TIMES BABT!