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Arthur: Old woman!

Dennis: Man.

Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

Dennis: I'm 37.

Arthur: What?

Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.

Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".

Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis."

Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.

Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?

Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman," but from behind you looked...

Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.

Arthur: Well I am king.

Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice! And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

 

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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DOCTOR: This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

ELAINE: A hospital? What is it?

DOCTOR: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

 

STEWARDESS: Excuse me, sir. The pilot has asked for you to go to the cockpit, please.

TED: The cockpit? What is it?

STEWARDESS: It's the room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

 

CAPTAIN OVEUR: Joey, have you ever been in a cockpit before?

JOEY: No sir, I've never been in a plane before!

CAPTAIN OVEUR: Have you ever... seen a grown man naked?

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