i kissed mafe yesterday. it was good.

i suck at spanish

my name is eric.

it's "yo bese a mafe ayer"

yo soy estupido, lo siento

:/ that wasn't cool

neither am i :/

why do u say that?

porque es cierto

mmmhhh....well! sometimes you aren't cool! and i really don't know why

Arthur: Old woman!

Dennis: Man.

Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

Dennis: I'm 37.

Arthur: What?

Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.

Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".

Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis."

Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.

Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?

Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman," but from behind you looked...

Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.

Arthur: Well I am king.

Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice! And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

 

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

.........

why

 

 

:lol: :lol: !!

 

 

 

um.... kip in napoleon dynamite

 

"come down here and hit......i said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me"

 

also "dang it" when the bow explodes. :lol:

woah the whole 2nd page is a random convo...interesting.

hahah @ lotta's

"bring out your dead... bring out your dead"

"i'm not dead yet!"

 

@ amanda's:

"napoleon you know i'm training to be a cage fighter..."

hahaha whatever kip you have the worst flippin reflexes ever

Life of Brian

 

PILATE (speaks always "w" instead of "r"): Now, Jewish wapscallion.

BRIAN: I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman.

PILATE: A Woman?

BRIAN: No, no. Roman.

 

but in German it's much funnier...

DOCTOR: This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

ELAINE: A hospital? What is it?

DOCTOR: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

 

STEWARDESS: Excuse me, sir. The pilot has asked for you to go to the cockpit, please.

TED: The cockpit? What is it?

STEWARDESS: It's the room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

 

CAPTAIN OVEUR: Joey, have you ever been in a cockpit before?

JOEY: No sir, I've never been in a plane before!

CAPTAIN OVEUR: Have you ever... seen a grown man naked?

COOL AVI

From Napoleon Dynamite:

 

Kip: "Whatever Napoleon.. you're just jealous because I've been chatting online with hot babes all day."