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A lil message from us Canadians

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yeah, being a canadian, i've heard a LOT of far fetched ideas about Canada and Canadians, so i thought i'd set the record straight for the good of us Canadians and the rest of the world :lol:

 

About Canadians:

 

WE DO NOT LIVE IN IGLOOS, WE DO NOT SKI TO SCHOOL (even tho i could if i wanted to cus i live at the base of a mountain :cool: ) WE DO NOT HAVE PENGUINS AS PETS, WE DO NOT SAY "EH" AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE (eh), WE AREN'T AAAAALWAYS DRUNK, WE WOULDNT PUT YOU IN THE PENALTY BOX FOR 2 MINUTES FOR PISSING US OFF, HOCKEY IS OUR LIFE, WE ARE PEACEKEEPERS EVEN THO WE ENCOURAGE FIGHTING IN SPORTS(hockey)...WE DON'T ALL HAVE HOCKEY-HAIR, OUR FAVORITE PICK-UP LINE ISNT "gimmi a kiss, yeah i may be a hockey player but, baby, less teeth means more tongue!"....

 

About Canada:

 

IT IS NOT A GLACIER, THERE IS DAYLIGHT HERE ALL YEAR ROUND, WE DO NOT HAVE TO THAW THE KEG BEFORE WE DRINK, IT ISNT THAT COLD (only around -40 in the winter!), THERE ARE NOT BEARS WALKING AROUND IN THE CITIES, YES...THATS RIGHT, WE HAVE CITIES!...WE DO HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED "MONEY"...AND YES, WE DO HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE! (so go ahead and jump in front of a speeding truck!)

 

that ought to do the trick! :smug:

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ummm.... :lol:i'll tell ya this much: it's a joke lol...nah, were more of the peaceful type, ha so naturally...we'd get the americans to fight for us!! (lol jk! we hav a army of hockey players :cool: ...they'll shoot u so hard with ther pucks, u'll never c it coming hahahhaahhahahaha) yeah i like confusing ppl :smug:

Oh woman you live in that ski resort near Vancouver.

I wish i live there i'd go snowboarding everyday.

pfft...everybody knows that canada isn't even a real country anyways :P

About Canadians :

 

WE DO NOT LIVE IN IGLOOS, WE DO NOT SKI TO SCHOOL (even tho i could if i wanted to cus i live at the base of a mountain ) WE DO NOT HAVE PENGUINS AS PETS, WE DO NOT SAY "EH" AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE (eh), WE AREN'T AAAAALWAYS DRUNK, WE WOULDNT PUT YOU IN THE PENALTY BOX FOR 2 MINUTES FOR PISSING US OFF, HOCKEY IS OUR LIFE, WE ARE PEACEKEEPERS EVEN THO WE ENCOURAGE FIGHTING IN SPORTS(hockey)...WE DON'T ALL HAVE HOCKEY-HAIR, OUR FAVORITE PICK-UP LINE ISNT "gimmi a kiss, yeah i may be a hockey player but, baby, less teeth means more tongue!"....

 

About Canada :

 

IT IS NOT A GLACIER, THERE IS DAYLIGHT HERE ALL YEAR ROUND, WE DO NOT HAVE TO THAW THE KEG BEFORE WE DRINK, IT ISNT THAT COLD (only around -40 in the winter!), THERE ARE NOT BEARS WALKING AROUND IN THE CITIES, YES...THATS RIGHT, WE HAVE CITIES!...WE DO HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED "MONEY"...AND YES, WE DO HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE! (so go ahead and jump in front of a speeding truck!)

 

Wow. i'm canadian and I didn't even know that.

 

And concerning the living in an igloo thing.....everyone knows we tore them down and made actual buildings YEARS ago. :rolleyes:

 

:)

I'm Puerto Rican does that count for anything :lol: :blush:

What? buddy, we're talking CANADA here. Carry on.

 

:D

What? buddy, we're talking CANADA here. Carry on.

 

:D

 

 

 

oops damn :D

WE DO NOT LIVE IN IGLOOS, WE DO NOT SKI TO SCHOOL (even tho i could if i wanted to cus i live at the base of a mountain :cool: ) WE DO NOT HAVE PENGUINS AS PETS, WE DO NOT SAY "EH" AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE (eh), WE AREN'T AAAAALWAYS DRUNK, WE WOULDNT PUT YOU IN THE PENALTY BOX FOR 2 MINUTES FOR PISSING US OFF, HOCKEY IS OUR LIFE, WE ARE PEACEKEEPERS EVEN THO WE ENCOURAGE FIGHTING IN SPORTS(hockey)...WE DON'T ALL HAVE HOCKEY-HAIR, OUR FAVORITE PICK-UP LINE ISNT "gimmi a kiss, yeah i may be a hockey player but, baby, less teeth means more tongue!"....

 

 

And neither do norwegians!! you ignorant bastards!! ;)

I do say "eh?" a lot actually.

 

I can't help it. It's like breathing for me. If i stop, i'll die. :stunned: :lol:

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Oh woman you live in that ski resort near Vancouver.

I wish i live there i'd go snowboarding everyday.

 

yes....yes i do :cool: ...but for competing/training purposes only ;)

hahaha just tryin to hav some fun here' date=' thats all!! :D ....hey! i'm not a bastard! :P lol[/quote']

Hey, just kidding! Big hug!! :D

ya me too, eh lol....aaah i cant stop!

 

I think it's partly due to living up north. It makes us naturally say "eh" all the time. I blame it on geography.

eh? I live up north and I don't say eh. Probably cause I speak norwegian but..yeah.. :D ;)

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hahaha just tryin to hav some fun here' date=' thats all!! :D ....hey! i'm not a bastard! :P lol[/quote']

Hey, just kidding! Big hug!! :D

 

 

hahahha yay! hug! :D ....

Probably cause I speak norwegian but..yeah..

 

Yeah, that's probably why. :lol:

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