Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 yeah, being a canadian, i've heard a LOT of far fetched ideas about Canada and Canadians, so i thought i'd set the record straight for the good of us Canadians and the rest of the world :lol: About Canadians: WE DO NOT LIVE IN IGLOOS, WE DO NOT SKI TO SCHOOL (even tho i could if i wanted to cus i live at the base of a mountain :cool: ) WE DO NOT HAVE PENGUINS AS PETS, WE DO NOT SAY "EH" AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE (eh), WE AREN'T AAAAALWAYS DRUNK, WE WOULDNT PUT YOU IN THE PENALTY BOX FOR 2 MINUTES FOR PISSING US OFF, HOCKEY IS OUR LIFE, WE ARE PEACEKEEPERS EVEN THO WE ENCOURAGE FIGHTING IN SPORTS(hockey)...WE DON'T ALL HAVE HOCKEY-HAIR, OUR FAVORITE PICK-UP LINE ISNT "gimmi a kiss, yeah i may be a hockey player but, baby, less teeth means more tongue!".... About Canada: IT IS NOT A GLACIER, THERE IS DAYLIGHT HERE ALL YEAR ROUND, WE DO NOT HAVE TO THAW THE KEG BEFORE WE DRINK, IT ISNT THAT COLD (only around -40 in the winter!), THERE ARE NOT BEARS WALKING AROUND IN THE CITIES, YES...THATS RIGHT, WE HAVE CITIES!...WE DO HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED "MONEY"...AND YES, WE DO HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE! (so go ahead and jump in front of a speeding truck!) that ought to do the trick! :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 can you tell me a little about the canadian army? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 ummm.... :lol:i'll tell ya this much: it's a joke lol...nah, were more of the peaceful type, ha so naturally...we'd get the americans to fight for us!! (lol jk! we hav a army of hockey players :cool: ...they'll shoot u so hard with ther pucks, u'll never c it coming hahahhaahhahahaha) yeah i like confusing ppl :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 lucky for you canucks you live next to america Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 hey that's mean :cry: :bigcry: ....i'll send Todd Bertuzzi after u, i will! :devilish: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Oh woman you live in that ski resort near Vancouver. I wish i live there i'd go snowboarding everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjam Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 pfft...everybody knows that canada isn't even a real country anyways :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Imperial b'stard :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjam Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 haha...yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Like anybody cares what queen says :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjam Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 About Canadians : WE DO NOT LIVE IN IGLOOS, WE DO NOT SKI TO SCHOOL (even tho i could if i wanted to cus i live at the base of a mountain ) WE DO NOT HAVE PENGUINS AS PETS, WE DO NOT SAY "EH" AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE (eh), WE AREN'T AAAAALWAYS DRUNK, WE WOULDNT PUT YOU IN THE PENALTY BOX FOR 2 MINUTES FOR PISSING US OFF, HOCKEY IS OUR LIFE, WE ARE PEACEKEEPERS EVEN THO WE ENCOURAGE FIGHTING IN SPORTS(hockey)...WE DON'T ALL HAVE HOCKEY-HAIR, OUR FAVORITE PICK-UP LINE ISNT "gimmi a kiss, yeah i may be a hockey player but, baby, less teeth means more tongue!".... About Canada : IT IS NOT A GLACIER, THERE IS DAYLIGHT HERE ALL YEAR ROUND, WE DO NOT HAVE TO THAW THE KEG BEFORE WE DRINK, IT ISNT THAT COLD (only around -40 in the winter!), THERE ARE NOT BEARS WALKING AROUND IN THE CITIES, YES...THATS RIGHT, WE HAVE CITIES!...WE DO HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED "MONEY"...AND YES, WE DO HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE! (so go ahead and jump in front of a speeding truck!) Wow. i'm canadian and I didn't even know that. And concerning the living in an igloo thing.....everyone knows we tore them down and made actual buildings YEARS ago. :rolleyes: :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I'm Puerto Rican does that count for anything :lol: :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 What? buddy, we're talking CANADA here. Carry on. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 What? buddy, we're talking CANADA here. Carry on. :D oops damn :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Wan Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 WE DO NOT LIVE IN IGLOOS, WE DO NOT SKI TO SCHOOL (even tho i could if i wanted to cus i live at the base of a mountain :cool: ) WE DO NOT HAVE PENGUINS AS PETS, WE DO NOT SAY "EH" AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE (eh), WE AREN'T AAAAALWAYS DRUNK, WE WOULDNT PUT YOU IN THE PENALTY BOX FOR 2 MINUTES FOR PISSING US OFF, HOCKEY IS OUR LIFE, WE ARE PEACEKEEPERS EVEN THO WE ENCOURAGE FIGHTING IN SPORTS(hockey)...WE DON'T ALL HAVE HOCKEY-HAIR, OUR FAVORITE PICK-UP LINE ISNT "gimmi a kiss, yeah i may be a hockey player but, baby, less teeth means more tongue!".... And neither do norwegians!! you ignorant bastards!! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 hahaha just tryin to hav some fun here, thats all!! :D ....hey! i'm not a bastard! :P lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I do say "eh?" a lot actually. I can't help it. It's like breathing for me. If i stop, i'll die. :stunned: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 Oh woman you live in that ski resort near Vancouver. I wish i live there i'd go snowboarding everyday. yes....yes i do :cool: ...but for competing/training purposes only ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 ya me too, eh lol....aaah i cant stop! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Wan Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 hahaha just tryin to hav some fun here' date=' thats all!! :D ....hey! i'm not a bastard! :P lol[/quote'] Hey, just kidding! Big hug!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 ya me too, eh lol....aaah i cant stop! I think it's partly due to living up north. It makes us naturally say "eh" all the time. I blame it on geography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Wan Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 eh? I live up north and I don't say eh. Probably cause I speak norwegian but..yeah.. :D ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Aphrodite Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 hahaha just tryin to hav some fun here' date=' thats all!! :D ....hey! i'm not a bastard! :P lol[/quote'] Hey, just kidding! Big hug!! :D hahahha yay! hug! :D .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Probably cause I speak norwegian but..yeah.. Yeah, that's probably why. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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