What do you call a Chav in a box?

Innit.

 

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

 

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

 

Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

 

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

 

If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

It might be your bike.

 

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

 

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

"What you lookin' at?"

 

How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

Paint three stripes on it.

 

Two Chavs are in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police.

 

Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?

Up the gary.

 

 

 

 

:cool:

Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?

Up the gary.

or to the bus shelter :P

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

 

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

 

 

These two used to be scouser jokes :cry:

mwwwahahahahah.....

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The accused

 

What do you do if you run over a chav?

Reverse just to make sure

 

What do you say to a chav in a suit?

Will the defendant please stand

 

A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,

"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

 

How do chavs knock on a door?

They Bang it

 

 

What do you call a Chav in the dock?

Guilty.

 

What to you call a pregnant Chavette?

Underage mother.

:D :lol: :P

:cool:

what do you call a chav in a fire -

blazin'

hahahaha squad :cool:

 

What is a Chav?

'chav' (slang) - a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion; Chavs usually wear designer labels including the chav favourite 'Burberry', and if they’re girls, very short skirts, large hoop earrings and stilettos.

 

Chavs see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity. Normally found hanging around shopping centres.

 

Also known as Townies, Kevs, Hood Rats, Charvers, Steeks, Stigs, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Chorer, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Kappa Slappers, Scallies, Spides and Neds in Scotland.

 

 

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What is a Chavette?

A chavette is a female chav - Normally seen wearing sportswear, fake designer gear and large hoop earrings

also, if you wish to find a chav, you may want to fallow the sound trails of inits :P

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

"What you lookin' at?"

 

:lol: that is pure class! :lol:

:lol: neds here say "aye man" instead of innit but it means the same :lol:

aw you call them neds, we call them skangers :lol:

chavs and townies for me

definiton of NED

 

Non Educated Delinquent :lol:

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

"What you lookin' at?"

 

:lol: that is pure class! :lol:

 

 

mmwwahahahahah