that's perfect time! if i had a gold star, you'd get it....instead just bend over, i'll give you "one" too :lol:

I find that external looks mean nothing if someone has a really attractive personality

 

So true.

 

By the way, I love this thread. :D

Sod you : To hell with you

 

Sod it: Forget it

 

Poor sod: Poor feller

 

Stupid git: Stupid woman/man/girl/boy

 

Ugly mug: Ugly person

Jimjam, I believe you ain't ugly.... So shut it... aright?

man...i got my ears lowered and it looks really fit but i couldnt get back to me flat because i locked my mobile in the boot...damnit

 

:laugh3:

Tourist: Is it Hawaii or Havaii?

Benny Hill: Havaii.

Tourist: Thank you.

Benny Hill: You’re velcome!

 

AM - Brit:

 

piss off - sod off, bugger off

diaper - nappy

center - centre

 

and my favourite:

 

CRAP - BOLLOCKS

Jimjam' date=' I believe you ain't ugly.... So shut it... aright?[/quote']

 

you want me to prove it, ask creedie, or lollypop, or even frogbuttgirlie, they all have broken mirrors becaus eof me....go on ask them :rolleyes:

dont be silly :rolleyes: :)

What's a "breat"?

id give camu one anyday

 

she's fit!

 

 

 

:blush: x

trousers = pants

pants = underwear

:P

handkerchief (sp??) - tissue

tosspot = jerk off (as in the insult)

twat-idiot

dickhead + ugly mug=me :laugh3:

dickhead + ugly mug=me

 

 

You're impossible....... :angry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

But I like you, you tortured soul...

:embarrased: thanks :D

 

but seriously, you can't say i'm not without actually seeing me, there are certain members that HAVE seen me, ask them. i'm sure they'll tell you :P

was that you on face party? you looked fine to me :tongue: however i fail to see how what you look like is relevent to brit translations :rolleyes: :P

isn`t it - innit (cockney i believe).

 

 

jeeee the guy i have a crush on speaks heavy cockney. you think i should ask him to give me some cockney classes? :wink3:

I know I havent actually seen you, but still... You should be happy with the body God made for youu.... innit?

 

 

Anyway....

 

 

Buttocks: Bum

'Does my bum look big in these pants?'

 

Silly person: Bum

'You stupid bum!'

bum bumping the bumped bumble bee's bum-does this make any sense? :dozey:

Yeah :lol:

If a dog could choose a shoe to chew

whose shoe would he choose

'Does my bum look big in these pants?'

trousers! :P

blurt - sperm, also used as an insult.