bart Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk . > > > a) Innovative > > > b) Preliminary > > > c) Proliferation > > > d) Cinnamon > > > Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk > > > a) Specificity > > > b) British Constitution > > > c) Passive-aggressive disorder > > > d) Transubstantiate > > > Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk > > > ... > > > a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. > > > b) Nope, no more booze for me. > > > c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. > > > d) No kebab for me, thank you. > > > e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? > > > f) I'm not interested in fighting you. > > > g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. > > > h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero > > > co-ordination. > > > I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. > > > j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning. > > > k) Look, it would be great to have a shag but I hardly know you and we > > > will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning. > > > l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because >he > > > knows her or something. > > > m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't > > > try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off. > > > n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep > > > in that hedge. > > > o) I really believe in prohibition. > > > p) I honestly don't think the rest of the city centre wants to see > > > my bare arse. > > > q) No.. you are not my bestest mate in the whole world. I've only > > > known you for a few hours. > > > r) I'm sure those young women are extremely intelligent and have > > > wonderful personalities. > > > s) I'm sure my feet would be damaged for life if I take my shoes > > > off and walk all the way home. > > > t) A creamy cocktail followed by 4 shots of tequila.... surely that > > > would be no good for my insides. > > > u) Me? go for a pee in the mens' room because the ladies queue is > > > too long? I don't think so. > > > v) I`ll just have a big glass of water before I go to bed so I > > > don't have a hangover in the morning. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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