Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk .

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> > a) Innovative

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> > b) Preliminary

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> > c) Proliferation

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> > d) Cinnamon

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> > Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk

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> > a) Specificity

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> > b) British Constitution

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> > c) Passive-aggressive disorder

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> > d) Transubstantiate

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> > Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk

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> > ...

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> > a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

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> > b) Nope, no more booze for me.

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> > c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

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> > d) No kebab for me, thank you.

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> > e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

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> > f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

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> > g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

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> > h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero

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> > co-ordination.

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> > I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

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> > j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

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> > k) Look, it would be great to have a shag but I hardly know you and we

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> > will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.

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> > l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because

>he

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> > knows her or something.

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> > m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't

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> > try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.

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> > n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep

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> > in that hedge.

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> > o) I really believe in prohibition.

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> > p) I honestly don't think the rest of the city centre wants to see

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> > my bare arse.

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> > q) No.. you are not my bestest mate in the whole world. I've only

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> > known you for a few hours.

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> > r) I'm sure those young women are extremely intelligent and have

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> > wonderful personalities.

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> > s) I'm sure my feet would be damaged for life if I take my shoes

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> > off and walk all the way home.

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> > t) A creamy cocktail followed by 4 shots of tequila.... surely that

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> > would be no good for my insides.

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> > u) Me? go for a pee in the mens' room because the ladies queue is

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> > too long? I don't think so.

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> > v) I`ll just have a big glass of water before I go to bed so I

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> > don't have a hangover in the morning.

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hehehe very good indeed

:lol: some of these things i cant say/pronounse even when i'm not drunk :P

i can't even pronounce a word when i was drunk!

Y'know instead of posting these things you could just delete them.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: he's a bling whore..... he can't stop..