BURNT SAUSAGES!!! :? :lol:

yeah they are!!!

 

he irons too :D

I know...he's multi-talented! :D He'd make a good house-husband :D

haha.....i once had to go to the "counselor" for saying i had to pee outloud..and my science teacher did all the talking when he took me up there cuz i was chewing gum too he said it was unlady like...and he kept saying how his daughter wouldnt do anything like that/..i was wtf..and he was like saying crap likewriting on ur legs is just to get atteniton(that day was feb 14 v-day)and that it wasnt in the dress code, we have to wear gay uniforms,i mean come on i didnt hav red on so i wrote on my leg in 2nd pd and this was 6 th pd and he accused me ofdoing it in his class..and he almost called my dad until he saw my sat scores and said i was too good of a student(they were above average) and that i need to get my act strait...man i hate that guy...woops he has cnacer i shouldnt say shit like that...

he has bladder cancer and his baldder was removed last year. ok he doesnt let us go to the restroom in his class cuz of an incident that happened at all school near by..well my friend and i were thinking he doesnt let us go b/c without a bladder he couldnt possibly know what it feels like to go pee so his whole..''we'll get kidnapped'' theory was juat a cover up and he thinks that saying "i have to pee" is unlady like and that we should respect being able to go pee buy saying" may i go to the restroom" cuz he cant :lol:

will champion or ur b/f ginger?

HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE HE!!! OMG LMAO ROFL HA HE HA HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was THEEE funniest thing I've seen in AGES!!!! OMG if that was scripted in Friends or South Park - it would be a CLASSIC!!! he he he he :lol:

haha i know .. i love telling people.....and he did the exact thing to someone esle in my 6th pd! EXACT cuz they asked to go to the bathroom..oh and i forogt to add that when he took me up there he was like "your asking everyday" im like lsiten i drink a diet coke for lunch ok..and it happens to be that ur pd is rite after lunch...it isnt my fought that my BLADDER has issues....he was like WHAT! well u know his face was and he asked,''Is it a medical condition''...ugh! im like i dont ask everyday and when i do its b/c u never let mego u fool! OK IF SOMEONE TRIED TO KIDNAP ME I WOULD BEAT THEIR ASS ! THEY WOULDNT DO SHIT TO ME...

OH STOPP! THAT'S TOO MUCH!!! OW MY SIDES ARE ACHING! STOP IT PLEASE!!! HE HE HE - is this man a complete fool?!!! oh, oh, oh ha aha ha aha ahaha ha!!

hahaha dude im trying to sing" A whisper" and ur making ME laugh...lol it happened tho....and my dad was like "Is there something bad going on at school that you need to talk to me about" I was like I HAD TO FRIGGIN PEEEE!!!!

ha ha ha ha - this is cruel, I can't cope!!!!!!

 

You could take in a potty - show it to him - he might get the message!!!!!! :lol:

yea.....or bring him a bladder.....oooo that was harsh

maybe it beans...peas are green and so is urination so who knows....i think it was me tho...who invented the word :)

your urine may be green' date=' but not mine, and i hope not everyone elses...or else i'll sure feel left out :o :?[/quote']

when you eat red beads you urine becomes red. :lol: . i dont now what it is called, is it red bead? i looks like a potato but it's red :-o

haha....i dunno

maybe it beans...peas are green and so is urination so who knows....i think it was me tho...who invented the word :)

your urine may be green' date=' but not mine, and i hope not everyone elses...or else i'll sure feel left out :o :?[/quote']

 

You're not the only one with un-green pee... :o :D

 

 

How did this thread happen?? :lol:

 

i once ate a blue crayon and my pee was blue so ha

if you eat red beads you urin turns red :? :lol:

thatd be sweet!

i cant freeking post in this thread!!! is this getting in...?

ermmm whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

ok. i'm stupid.... i couldnt see my posts because i was on page 1 :D silly christine!

HAHA IT OK

yea.....or bring him a bladder.....oooo that was harsh

 

YES YES - take him in a HAGGIS - I believe they're made from sheep's bladder, stuffed with unmentionables ....... !!! Would he get the joke@

 

*I'm still laughing :lol: *

will champion or ur b/f ginger?

my b/f's name is john 8)

i was talking about will champion :D

maybe it beans...peas are green and so is urination so who knows....i think it was me tho...who invented the word :)

your urine may be green' date=' but not mine, and i hope not everyone elses...or else i'll sure feel left out :o :?[/quote']

when you eat red beads you urine becomes red. :lol: . i dont now what it is called, is it red bead? i looks like a potato but it's red :-o

i never heard of that. but there are foods that does change the color so i wont doubt it :shock:

lmfao

maybe it beans...peas are green and so is urination so who knows....i think it was me tho...who invented the word :)

your urine may be green' date=' but not mine, and i hope not everyone elses...or else i'll sure feel left out :o :?[/quote']

when you eat red beads you urine becomes red. :lol: . i dont now what it is called, is it red bead? i looks like a potato but it's red :-o

i never heard of that. but there are foods that does change the color so i wont doubt it :shock:

*looking up the word* Beetroot!!! it's a beetroot! so i'm warning you, i'f you ever eat this in a salat, be ware!

haha