20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

 

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point

your hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

 

 

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

 

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries

with that.

 

4. Put your rubbish can on your desk and label it "IN"

 

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over

their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

 

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

 

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophet"

 

8. Don't use any punctuation.

 

9. ! As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

 

10. Order a "diet" water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

 

11. Specify that your drive through order is "to go"

 

12. Sing along at the opera.

 

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

 

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all

day.

 

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party

because you are not in the mood.

 

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

 

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON, I WON"

 

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling

"Run for your lives, they're loose!"

 

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to

have to let one of you go."

 

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.... Send this

email to someone to make them smile. It's called therapy.

you're such a bling whore Daryl!! :laugh3: :P

10. Order a "diet" water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

I'm so doing that :P

hahaha i cried because i laughed so hard at this. im gonna try most of these.

No wounder i never feel sane, i never do whats on the above list...I will make sure i do from now on, then they can take their white jacket back and keep the padded walls for themselves....YES

lol... that's funny

 

yeah i think i'll also do the diet water bit hehe :lol:

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haha so funny! if anyone actually does any of those things, tell us!

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very funny... I should try to do some things of the list... maybe that will works

 

thanks for posting bart.. you are very funny

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

 

 

 

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over

their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

 

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

 

11. Specify that your drive through order is "to go"

 

 

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to

have to let one of you go."

 

 

haha those are great i am gonna have to do those. i had a lady tell me her order was to go, while she was in the drive thru i found it very funny.