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for those who may have missed my lifetime achievement...

 

here it is again in all it's glory :D :lol:

 

a badger

is a curious thing

it growls and snuffles and scrabbles for things

they look like you could cuddle them but

oh no!

if you do they may try to bite your big toe!

so let this be a lesson to all that have learnt

a badger is not an animal to pet or to hurt

you should respect them and love them from afar just like me

with cream buns and croissants and skittles for tea

 

:D

hahhah thats a classic

That sums up his mind

Seriously, come live with him for just a week, and you will see :|

 

SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I sit here rocking all alone

No head lying in my lap

No hair to caress and run my fingers through

No forehead to kiss

No cologne to intoxicate me

No lips to press against mine

Nothing

No eager ears waiting for my words to grace their loneliness

Just emptiness

Cobwebs

My tears bitter, black, and frozen

My cheeks red

My lips at a constant quiver

My legs dangle locked

Nothing to expect

I sit under my grey cloud

My ears numb to the sounds around

The songs of the nightingale no longer welcomed

The flutters of the butterfly wings are blocked out

I need an escape

I need an escape before I find the obvious one napping at my front door…

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Don’t take your eyes off me

Watch me feel the music

Watch my hips move back and forth

Down and around

Watch my fingers glide all over my body

No part left out

Follow the breads of sweat break out in action

Above my brows…around my lips..

You know you want to be here

Let my scent draw drive you insane

Let my scent draw you closer

Come partake in this sinful heat

Hold me close to you

Let me feel every part of you get lost with me in this

Rest your hands on my thighs

Cradle your head on my shoulder

Let your sweat bathe me

Air doesn’t need to flow between us

Lets not break this rhythm

Left to right

Back and forth

Down and around

Keep it going

Take me away

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U SLUT LOIS!!

 

 

:D

:shock:

 

why are there so many people in my life I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING TALK TO?!?!?!?!

 

YOUR NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

:o what the hell!!

:shock:

 

why are there so many people in my life I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING TALK TO?!?!?!?!

 

YOUR NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION

YOUR NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

 

 

 

what are you on about :shrug:

:shock:

 

why are there so many people in my life I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING TALK TO?!?!?!?!

 

YOUR NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION

YOUR NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION

YOUR NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

 

 

 

what are you on about :shrug:

 

 

LOL ok l LOVE the way that shrug matches the question perfectly :lol:

:shock:

 

why are there so many people in my life I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING TALK TO?!?!?!?!

 

YOUR NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION

YOUR NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION

YOUR NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION

YOUR NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION

YOUR NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION

YOUR NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

 

 

 

what are you on about :shrug:

 

 

LOL ok l LOVE the way that shrug matches the question perfectly :lol:

 

just hope hes ok :(

I hope he was jokin :)

U SLUT LOIS!!

 

 

:D

 

oh shush... :lol: ..hey whats up?..u dont even pm me anymore.. :sad: :? :( :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: ... :P

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Walk away when my eyes are closed

Walk away when my ears are covered

Walk away when my lips are nailed shut

Walk away when my hands are tied behind my back

Walk away when my feet are attached to chains and balls

Walk away when my mind is lost and I cannot comprehend anything

Walk away when my heart is frozen and hurt will not make itself known

Walk away when my spirit is preoccupied

Walk away now before I realize that you are really leaving

Walk away now before I try to stop you and watch you shake me lose and still leave

Walk away now before I leave this place before you do

Walk away now…

 

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~To All The Little Kiddies In Love With Their Ice Cream Men

 

Hurry up girlie

Run inside

Dive underneath that bed

Snatch out that chocolate tin

Quick

Get that dollar

Hurry up girlie

Hop on that bicycle

Pedal pedal pedal

Speed up

Ride next to that ice cream van

Don’t let the ice cream man’s yellow teeth and dirty fingers scare you

Girlie don’t be shy

Whip your cheese out and get that ice cream bar

Yummmyyyy

Look at all the pretty colours all swirled up on that one bar

See the red meet the yellow and then disappear into the blue and the green

Don’t even bother to try counting the sprinkles

Hurry up girlie

Get your grub on before time and heat takes toll on your little bar of satisfaction

MMMMM

Ignore the coldness

Just sink your teeth into the delicious heaven on a little wooden stick

MMMMM

BOOM

Oye

Sorry girlie

You went right into the lamppost

Girlie you should have paid attention

Now that ice cream bar is gone

Now the ants and other festering nonsense will enjoy your dollar’s worth of goodness….

 

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so if I don't pm u why don't get off ur lazy ass and

pm me was it in our newbie -oldie contract that I have to do it

TART!!

 

 

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so if I don't pm u why don't get off ur lazy ass and

pm me was it in our newbie -oldie contract that I have to do it

TART!!

 

 

:D

 

hehehehe....well queen tart-te-ola..as u've stated I'm lazyy..hehe

so I wonder where madam lazy is tonight

 

:-D

A peom, By Doogie

 

As I wonder about life, and what is going on

I look around me, at the thing I have done

Some things I am proud of, Others fill me with shame

And i think to myself, "would i do that again?"

But I know one thing's certain, and that i can trust

Friends and promises should sparkle not rust.

awww thas really good hon!

took 1 minute to write :)

Ill do another later :)

Upon the fresh mowed lawn

I gaze upon,

your clothes are strewn,

scattered lillies on a pond.

Life is frivolous for us,

like shed feathers on the wind

or a sand castle

dirtied by a creeping tide.

The days decay,

old mortar crumbles,

a clay ocean rumbles.

Those clothes are ragged now,

your favorite blouse is stained

by my favorite wine.

people are so talented here, i'm impressed :)

thank u :)

i like writing poems, i dont do it often enough :)

i have a few but dont feel like thyping them all out lol