anyone who understands what this man is singing please tell me!!

Lets not forget I was the thread starter...... :rolleyes: :D :dozey: So I provided the video.... :P

i don't get the video!

that should be cool.....

 

(estamos a falar em ingles porque?? :lol: ok é para os outros perceberem....n deve haver aki muita gente a falar portugues nao é? :/ obrigado pela ajuda! ;) )

 

hahaha..é verdade, nem percebi... :P

minhas caixas de som estão com problemas, por isso nçao consegui ouvir o que o homem estava falando só vi o video... :/

"Everyone loves me,

I speak for the people,

I am a sensitive rockstar.

 

I have this talent,

I can walk backwards,

In fact i can go really far.

(old woman): 'Watch it teabag!'

 

Hey, walkin' backwards is easy,

If you're built like me

with a hard bod,

And you're a gift from God.

(basketball player): 'What the hell you doin' white boy?'

 

I am a good person,

I'm super caring,

I have a huge, bleeding heart.

 

My music's important,

I'm the new Bono,

I'm a true lover of art.

 

I date Gwyneth Paltrow,

If you don't know that,

Boy, you must be some kind of 'tard.

 

Life in the spotlight ain't easy,

You've always got to keep up your guard.

Oops, I just made him a *?* "

 

This is what I hear...

Don't know if it's correct :/

^

thanks! :)

that's funny... :dozey:

thanks a lot for the lyrics laura84! ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thanks a lot for the lyrics laura84! ;)

 

you're very welcome :D

I still don't understand the last word he says :confused:

hahah that's great :lol:

haha thats was funny! :lol: thanks for sharing!

Its hilarious from the start, when he opens his eyes hahahaha but then it gets really cheesy, stupidly cheesy. When he steps on a cat or you can see the painting coming a mile away.

 

Anything associated to Coldplay sucks.

get out of the coldplay section bitch

bonabon

 

^is that CHEESE!!!!on your avatar

Is it Aussie CHEESE or Mainland Tasty from NZ

 

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE.YUM

 

:blush: sori i really like cheese

^ cause im cheesey

* thought i'd post that before anyone else does *;)

^ i LOVE cheese too! YUM YUM YUM! lol i got no idea wat type of cheese it is, only that its CHEESE! and thats the most important thing.

 

OBEY THE CHEESE

We need a CHEESE Religion!

hahah I remember watching this on TV

Cheesey thread up hehe

that was pretty good

ohh i think the last word of the thing is "quad"

:lol: :lol:

:lol: perhaps its a reference to how bad he drove in The Scientist clip

driving it off a slope.

Whahaha ooh this is good :lol:

Just as good as this

 

http://www.everythingsoundslikecoldplaynow.com/

wow...how can u be laughing...the one we've all come to know and love is being made fun of...that's just wrong