awww......did you not have time for christmas shopping

No not yet....ok I have a present for my mother and my little sister and that's it!I think I have to do it on the internet this year!

Yeah, internet shopping would be ok...

 

Oh I have to go now, Julia! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Bye an' have a good day!

Bye Gail...........see you!!! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

The internet is definitely the way to go!! No dreadful crowds of chavs for me!! ;) :P

That's true!But I like Christmas markets(? :huh:) aswell!

^That depends how big, crowded and tacky they are!!

"Kaff" markets are probably the best!! :P

Do you have shopping malls??

We have Kaff markets but they are boring! :P

 

Shopping malls.......yes in Cologne! :P

On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

A pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

Two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

eight midriffs showing,

seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

nine ladies drinking,

eight midriffs showing,

seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

ten lads joy-riding,

nine ladies drinking,

eight midriffs showing,

seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

eleven prammers pushing,

ten lads joy-riding,

nine ladies drinking,

eight midriffs showing,

seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

twelve chavvers chavving,

eleven prammers pushing,

ten lads joy-riding,

nine ladies drinking,

eight midriffs showing,

seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry

What is that?

It's mark's christmas spammmm!!!!!!

:angry: :angry: :angry:

Not in MY thread please!

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P

I know isn't he so insensitive!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm sure you'll appreciate it!! :D

What me?The spam?

It isn't. It's very creative!! :D

Where is it from?

A friend sent it to me!

Where is it from?

From the HOUSE of SPAm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P

You have friends Mark? :huh: :P :P :P :P :P :lol: :kiss:

 

Ok.....maybe at the house of spam! :P

Where is it from?

From the HOUSE of SPAm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P

 

While anything YOU say is from the "House of LAMB"!! :P

Oh my god!

better than the house of spam!! :thinking:

friend or foe :/