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Mwhaahahah....anyone of here has been seing the Jerry Hall reality called "Kept"?? hahahhah it's so fucking funny...

well...yes is funny, i really make fun ao all those twats

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they're completely morons...

 

one of the guys was so annoying that i swear that i wanted to be ther for kick his fucking ass....i laugh loads watching that stupidity!

I find this show slightly disturbing. Why does Jerry Hall want a kept man anyway?

Did anybody see the guy who gave her a present with a picture with her and Mick Jagger inside. Creepy!

What kind of retard would try and impress a woman by giving her a picture of her with her Ex?! Nuuuuuuuuhhhh :rolleyes:

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only that bastard!!!

 

or it was an idiot that spent all his time looking at the mirror and saying "im too good looking, Jerry Hall is intimidated with me" what a moron!!!

 

that's why i watch that crap...it makes me laugh so hard to see how idiots are those people!!

This show is funny as hell. Keep watching it Maria, I think you will be pleased with her selection :wink3:

This show is funny as hell. Keep watching it Maria' date=' I think you will be pleased with her selection :wink3:[/quote']

 

You also watched this Aaron?! You watch everything! ;) :P

 

and yeah, keep watching, Maria.. ;)

 

I liked who she picked at the end though :idea2: :D

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oh my god!! hahaha i wanna know who was elected...

 

Definitely I like Austen and Anwar...that Ricardo and Slavco were a completely fuckers! hahahah

I'm not going to tell you who won Maria ;) You need to keep watching. But yes, Ricardo and Slavco were fucking losers, absolute losers :lol:

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why? i will have a suprise???

 

Hahahahahha....i was laughing my ass off when Ricardo made the striptease.....i wanted to pee in my pants so hard...and when he told to Anwar that show his dick because he had a big one and ppppppppppppfftttt....SUPRISE....HE HAD A FUCKING SPAGUETTI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

why? i will have a suprise???

 

Hahahahahha....i was laughing my ass off when Ricardo made the striptease.....i wanted to pee in my pants so hard...and when he told to Anwar that show his dick because he had a big one and ppppppppppppfftttt....SUPRISE....HE HAD A FUCKING SPAGUETTI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

:lol: :lol: Ricardo's such a queerbag :lol: :lol: Anwar has him schooled in every department. What is most pathetic is that Ricardo thinks he is so hot when in reality he is so not :smug:

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Aww yo know who i like?? Jon...hahah he make a big effort for take Jerry's attention..poor guy, but he's really sweet. He's like a boy and i was thinking "oh poor guy" when he said that he feels that Jerry was her girl!! hahahahahah

^^I liked Jon too Maria. I hope you don;t get too attached to him though ;) Seth, Anwar and Austin were my favorites in the show though. Who else do you like Maria?:wink3:

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No! i know he's gonna be kicked by Jerry...too obvious...Austin is lovely, Anwar is a completely gentelman and Seth makes me laugh all the time...

 

Oh!! Maurizio is cool too...

 

Is Anwar gay?? remember that at the beggining he said that Ricardo was hot??? :snobby: what a bad taste!!

:lol: No, Anwar is not gay but if he was then he would have bad taste then :lol:

 

You'll definitly be pleased with her choice though :wink3:

I also thought Anwar was gay.. and he is annoying too.. heh! :uneasy:

He did get annoying towards the end Josceline, I'll give you that ;)

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mmmhh....I don't think Anwar is annoying! i think is cool actually...

And how do you know he's not gay?? he called to Ricardo "Rico Suave" EEEEEEEEEWWWWW :sick:

And those other two guys are first! My gosh! They were so all over themselves! :rolleyes: :lol: They were annoying too..and not too cute either.. :dozey:

mmmhh....I don't think Anwar is annoying! i think is cool actually...

And how do you know he's not gay?? he called to Ricardo "Rico Suave" EEEEEEEEEWWWWW :sick:

 

Later on, he wil get annoying Maria, and maybe he is gay, it's just that he didn't seem gay to me :wink3:

And those other two guys are first! My gosh! They were so all over themselves! :rolleyes: :lol: They were annoying too..and not too cute either.. :dozey:

 

Annoying, yes. Not To Cute, yes :lol: :lol:

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Slavco...shit i hated him so bad...he was sucking his bones all the time...

 

hahahahahh the awesome moment there was when Ricardo said "i have a big cock" and when they had to take off the clothes for the paint class Ricardo was so tiny that everybody laughed so hard! MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Ricardo was the true evil :lol:

Poor Slavco just tried too damn hard to be like Ricardo, it was hilarious I must admit :lol:

And those other two guys are first! My gosh! They were so all over themselves! :rolleyes: :lol: They were annoying too..and not too cute either.. :dozey:

 

Annoying, yes. Not To Cute, yes :lol: :lol:

 

I think that we should come back when the show is over for Maria.. 'cause otherwise.. we are just going to ruin for her! :lipsrsealed2:

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