Christiana Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 it seems that every news or entertainment show and magazine is reporting the joyful arrival of the new spears-federline baby. from the word that madonna is being considered as god-mother, to talk of kevin federline's (known as KFED to his peeps in the hood :P ) debut RAP record, to the news that donatella versace is doing the baby's wardrobe. i can't help but wonder what kind of surreal existence this kid is going to have. so just for my own amusement i thought i would peer into the future and take a guess at what the most likely phrase to be said by baby spears-federline. play along if you will. this couple is like america's white trash version of royalty for goodness sake!! :) :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrywoman Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 here's what I think of britney and her thoughts on motherhood.... :whatever: :P I say.. God help us all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 does the baby has born already or not yet?.. is or will be a guy or a girl? :huh: i'm a spears world ignorant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christiana Posted September 20, 2005 Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 i have tried to stay spears ignorant, but everything i see has something about her. the baby is a boy, born a few days ago. i just find something very humorous about this topic. sorry guys!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitta Rensolo Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: 100% help meee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Justine* Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 I said that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 oh a boy... lol help us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitta Rensolo Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Is it born yet????It seems to me as if she was just 2 months pregnant...strange people.... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 what's the baby name? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Justine* Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Is it born yet????It seems to me as if she was just 2 months pregnant...strange people.... :lol: Ya it was born not too long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christiana Posted September 20, 2005 Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 it is either preston michael spears-federline or just preston spears-federline. Why in the hell do i know so much about this?? damn that E entertainment channel!! :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitta Rensolo Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Didn't they want to call it London?Boring every celebrity calls his,er child like a town :snore: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 i didn't heard nothing about it.. just that she was pregnant.. i don't pay attention about her.. oh well and seems i'm lucky at all, i don't have the E channel.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitta Rensolo Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Well I just read it somewhere.....without interest..I don't know more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 like a town.. why now call them as a river or something like this, i think it's cooler. :D in fact here the name Aitana.. there's a mountain called Aitana. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darlene_Ihnfsa Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 there's no infor in britney or kevin imdb profile bio yet. :stunned: that's why i asked the baby name.. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 easy peasy lemon squeezy. yay for britney's new baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 i definitely ask for help with parents like that...i really would feel embarrased :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilchick629 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 its because of people like those two---that abortion should be legal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephBerryman Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 it is either preston michael spears-federline or just preston spears-federline. Why in the hell do i know so much about this?? damn that E entertainment channel!! :/ there are so many jokes about spears-federline's baby, but i thought this was hilarious. i don't remember where i read this, but someone suggested that they don't name their boy Preston Michael Spears Federline b/c the initial of the first 3 names spell out P.M.S. :lol: :lol: :lol: Hopefully Spears-Federline realize that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilchick629 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Oh great! Britney has PMS for life :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Peedston Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I, for one, am horrified at this whole thing. First of all, has anybody who's seen even the shortest interview with Britney Spears think she's capable of motherhood? Second, this poor kid is already nothing more than a punchline! This is a human being we're talking about here! I'm not exactly a parenthood expert, but I hardly see any chance at all that this kid will grow up to be a normal or healthy in those conditions. It was half-jokingly suggested that situations like this are the reasons abortion is legal, and I'm going to half-jokingly agree. Kids every day are born to parents who aren't ready for them, and even though there are many that are worse off than the Spederline kid (which I think is a catchier way of saying Spears-Federline :P ), who at least won't have to worry about not having money (for now) or a father figure (for now), but most kids aren't the laughing stock of an entire country of gawking rubber-neckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best u Can Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 That poor boy will probably hate his origin more than the first clone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 it is either preston michael spears-federline or just preston spears-federline. Why in the hell do i know so much about this?? damn that E entertainment channel!! :/ mwahahahha..im falling of my chair..... mwhahahahahaha there are so many jokes about spears-federline's baby, but i thought this was hilarious. i don't remember where i read this, but someone suggested that they don't name their boy Preston Michael Spears Federline b/c the initial of the first 3 names spell out P.M.S. :lol: :lol: :lol: Hopefully Spears-Federline realize that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Hilarious parody of Britney Spears' pregnancy. :P :P :P My baby baby My baby baby When I was little, I starred in that T.V. show With Justin and Christina. I stayed a virgin and let everybody know. I sold out my arenas. Justin and me got to thrustin', Then I dumped him But that's another story... Then I went crazy. Me and Madonna smooched. Then Jason Alexander (not that Seinfeld dude) And I got married. Annulled it in no time. That's when I hooked up with Kevin Federline. Oops! Got married again. I did it for sex. He had kids with his ex. I didn't care. The paparazzi were bad. Oh they got me so maaaaad. That's when the gossip started. In the morning, she throws up. And she won't touch booze and she won't smoke cigarettes. Her hair color is back to natural brown. The pregnancy rumor's all around. 'Was I preggers or what?', they had to know. Did he knock me up? That's his M.O. Does my butt look fat? Did my boobies grow? Kevin, what did you do? Can't you see that I'm pregnant? All the rumors were true. Can't believe that... I'm pregnant. Soon you all will see I'm pregnant. All the history. I'm pregnant. Kev and I will be I'm pregnant. Reality T.V. Just like Newlyweds with Jess and Nick, We'll sit around and eat tuna fish, Throw around money till it makes you sick, We'll show the world what makes us tick. And while everybody's watching that, I'll have time to get nice and fat. Build up a tolerance for yucky smells, And all the paparazzi can go... But I digress. I'm getting depressed. I feel like a cow, And my shoes don't fit me now, But my man is here, And we'll be just fine, Me and Kevin Federline. My baby baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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