it seems that every news or entertainment show and magazine is reporting the joyful arrival of the new spears-federline baby. from the word that madonna is being considered as god-mother, to talk of kevin federline's (known as KFED to his peeps in the hood :P ) debut RAP record, to the news that donatella versace is doing the baby's wardrobe. i can't help but wonder what kind of surreal existence this kid is going to have. so just for my own amusement i thought i would peer into the future and take a guess at what the most likely phrase to be said by baby spears-federline.

 

play along if you will. this couple is like america's white trash version of royalty for goodness sake!! :)

 

:lol:

here's what I think of britney and her thoughts on motherhood.... :whatever:

 

 

:P I say.. God help us all!!

does the baby has born already or not yet?.. is or will be a guy or a girl? :huh: i'm a spears world ignorant...

i have tried to stay spears ignorant, but everything i see has something about her. the baby is a boy, born a few days ago. i just find something very humorous about this topic. sorry guys!! :)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

100% help meee...

I said that too.

oh a boy... lol help us

Is it born yet????It seems to me as if she was just 2 months pregnant...strange people.... :lol:

what's the baby name? :huh:

Is it born yet????It seems to me as if she was just 2 months pregnant...strange people.... :lol:

 

Ya it was born not too long ago.

it is either preston michael spears-federline or just preston spears-federline. Why in the hell do i know so much about this?? damn that E entertainment channel!! :/

Didn't they want to call it London?Boring every celebrity calls his,er child like a town :snore:

i didn't heard nothing about it.. just that she was pregnant.. i don't pay attention about her.. oh well and seems i'm lucky at all, i don't have the E channel..

Well I just read it somewhere.....without interest..I don't know more....

like a town.. why now call them as a river or something like this, i think it's cooler. :D in fact here the name Aitana.. there's a mountain called Aitana. :D

there's no infor in britney or kevin imdb profile bio yet. :stunned: that's why i asked the baby name.. :rolleyes:

easy peasy lemon squeezy.

 

yay for britney's new baby!

i definitely ask for help with parents like that...i really would feel embarrased

:(

its because of people like those two---that abortion should be legal

it is either preston michael spears-federline or just preston spears-federline. Why in the hell do i know so much about this?? damn that E entertainment channel!! :/

 

 

there are so many jokes about spears-federline's baby, but i thought this was hilarious. i don't remember where i read this, but someone suggested that they don't name their boy Preston Michael Spears Federline b/c the initial of the first 3 names spell out P.M.S.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: Hopefully Spears-Federline realize that!

Oh great! Britney has PMS for life :lol:

I, for one, am horrified at this whole thing. First of all, has anybody who's seen even the shortest interview with Britney Spears think she's capable of motherhood? Second, this poor kid is already nothing more than a punchline! This is a human being we're talking about here! I'm not exactly a parenthood expert, but I hardly see any chance at all that this kid will grow up to be a normal or healthy in those conditions.

 

It was half-jokingly suggested that situations like this are the reasons abortion is legal, and I'm going to half-jokingly agree. Kids every day are born to parents who aren't ready for them, and even though there are many that are worse off than the Spederline kid (which I think is a catchier way of saying Spears-Federline :P ), who at least won't have to worry about not having money (for now) or a father figure (for now), but most kids aren't the laughing stock of an entire country of gawking rubber-neckers.

That poor boy will probably hate his origin more than the first clone

it is either preston michael spears-federline or just preston spears-federline. Why in the hell do i know so much about this?? damn that E entertainment channel!! :/

 

 

mwahahahha..im falling of my chair..... mwhahahahahaha

 

there are so many jokes about spears-federline's baby, but i thought this was hilarious. i don't remember where i read this, but someone suggested that they don't name their boy Preston Michael Spears Federline b/c the initial of the first 3 names spell out P.M.S.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: Hopefully Spears-Federline realize that!

Hilarious parody of Britney Spears' pregnancy.

:P :P :P

My baby baby

My baby baby

 

When I was little, I starred in that T.V. show

With Justin and Christina.

I stayed a virgin and let everybody know.

I sold out my arenas.

Justin and me got to thrustin',

Then I dumped him

But that's another story...

 

Then I went crazy.

Me and Madonna smooched.

Then Jason Alexander (not that Seinfeld dude)

And I got married.

Annulled it in no time.

That's when I hooked up with Kevin Federline.

 

Oops! Got married again.

I did it for sex.

He had kids with his ex.

I didn't care.

The paparazzi were bad.

Oh they got me so maaaaad.

That's when the gossip started.

 

In the morning, she throws up.

And she won't touch booze and she won't smoke cigarettes.

Her hair color is back to natural brown.

The pregnancy rumor's all around.

 

'Was I preggers or what?', they had to know.

Did he knock me up? That's his M.O.

Does my butt look fat? Did my boobies grow?

Kevin, what did you do?

Can't you see that I'm pregnant?

All the rumors were true. Can't believe that...

 

I'm pregnant.

Soon you all will see

I'm pregnant.

All the history.

I'm pregnant.

Kev and I will be

I'm pregnant.

Reality T.V.

 

Just like Newlyweds with Jess and Nick,

We'll sit around and eat tuna fish,

Throw around money till it makes you sick,

We'll show the world what makes us tick.

And while everybody's watching that,

I'll have time to get nice and fat.

Build up a tolerance for yucky smells,

And all the paparazzi can go...

 

But I digress.

I'm getting depressed.

I feel like a cow,

And my shoes don't fit me now,

But my man is here,

And we'll be just fine,

Me and Kevin Federline.

 

My baby baby