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Whisperator's "Maria is like maLAria" thread!!

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too good.....no tomorrow.I'll keep you all excited! :P

awww no i won't be here tomorrow,i won't be able to live with the excitement!!! :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

awww,ok,any other little bit of information on the famous Maria?? :lol:

Im the fucking MAria!! :D

one more crazy thread! :lol:

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They won't as soon as you explain everything!! Everyone's waiting!! :D

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You can't go until I reach 10k!!

come on Julia ... you're husband needs to be able to take care of you so i need to know what happened so i can sort this other girl out :)

Explain Julia! are you in love with me? :D

Explain Julia! are you in love with me? :D

got it! *woooohoooo* ;-P

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Explain Julia! are you in love with me? :D

 

I think you may have misread the title!! :P

maybe! :rolleyes:

Shit.........ok.........but today only the short version..and Mafe yes I am in love with you :P

 

Ok..there is this damn girl called Maria.....I go to school with her now since 7 years.......unfortunately we live in villages which are not too far away from each other..so we go with the same buses etc..........she is arrogant and conceited.......always thinks she is better than the others and she thinks she is the hottest alhough she looks damn bad!!!

I'll tell you one episode with her:

Once in our music lessons (I sit next to her and at the right of me there sits another good friend of mine).I made funny things with my mate and she looked at the front with this fucked up face........I thought ok I'm in a good mood so I don't talk to her much today...........when she asked me something I replied......after the lesson she just came to me and said something like:"Oh you are a damn bitch Julia!"I knew why............I said:"Why???" "Uh you are talking the whole time to Bartho and not to me and bllalalalalalla.....I couldn't concentrate blabla....."!

Well,there are plenty of these things......hahahahha....when a boy says to her that she is attractive( :stunned: ) she tells me this 10000000000000000000 times but says she doesn't like that...but she likes it..........there is too much to tell......

and if you all would speak german I could explain better...........I hope you get a little impression of her.......my whole family hates her!!!

 

All in all our characters are totally different and I'm forced to be a friend of her!

 

Btw:after we had htis argument after the music lesson we didn't talk for days (great days)....but there was a party,I was drunk and made friends with her again :dozey:

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^I think we need to see a photo of her!! :P

She seems to be very annoying :stunned:

 

I can make her go to sleep with the fishes if you want :sneaky:

aww Julia ... i think you should tell her what you think of her and then if she actually is a true friend she might try to act differently or if she isn't a real friend and is just how you say she is she won't like you telling her what you think about her and she'll probably ignore you :rolleyes:

I just was caught between the devil and the deep blue sea - watching hot shakira on mtv or reading this hilarious story...?!

damn... my head's gonna explode ;-)

I'm sure ther'll be loads of other episodes the next weeks I see her again tomorrow..........and I wanted to tell her that we don't fit to each other..........

 

Here another thing:If we have to do something together for school....she is never satisfied with the things I do.....she always MUST change it!

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