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Whisperator's "Maria is like maLAria" thread!!

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Ok,ok.......I damn begin to hate her.....today another episode happened.....I think I'm gonna post everyday one episode.......ok this happened today:

In our lunch break in school Maria asked me if I could buy a salad for her because she knew that me and some friends wanted to go to a snack shop.....I said "ok" (I didn't want to) and we went to the shop....unfortunately there was a long queue and we decided to go to another shop which is farer away....so we went there and had to wait a bit there too.......after we went to the other shop again just because of maria because she told me she wanted to have a salad from there.......the was still the queue and me and my friends had to wait some time.......finally I got the salad and we were on our way back to school......who do I see there coming with another mate:MARIA!!!......I went to her gave her the salad without saying anything and she didn't say thank you....her friend said:"Oh ok then we can go back" and Maria just said:"No lets go to the shop and eat it there!!!"..........Oh damn this made me angry and after that in the music lesson I didn't talk to her..I think she noticed that something was wrong but she didn't ask!!

I bet this will end in big trouble and that's good!!!!

But thinks like that are typical for her..... :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

^^^^ those are small little things and if you really dislike her..and you DO...tell her in a nice or mean way...whichever you prefer. the point is get rid of her. there's nothing worse than a phony friend :rolleyes:

Uggghhhhh...I'm so stupid...I was angry about her....why didn't I show her....I'm not afraid about losing her friendship....this is what I want! :dozey:

Then step to it. In the long run..it will be worth the uncomfortable position you will be put through. But If you want nothing to do with her...then do what any good 'ol american would...FIGHT!!! ....or just throw a carton of milk from the lunch line at her. she will not want to be your friend after that! :smug: :smug: :smug:

:lol:

 

This would be cool........I think tomorrow there will be a change....oh no tomorrow I don't have many lessons with her!

Those sound like small little annoying things that you probably wont even remember by next month.

 

Dont just get rid of her if she is a true friend of your's. Nobodies perfect, she's done a few stupid things but she'll probably grow out of it.

 

Friends arent disposable.

these are the things that ten years from now...or in less time than 10 years...will not effect your gross income :dozey:

Oh man you don't know her....she is not one of this friendly kind of persons like you all are.............you really have to know her....there are everyday things like that.....when she comes around she is just getting on my nerves........like I've said so often:Her character is the totally difference to mine.....we can't be friends!

This is what another friend today to me too!

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Ok,ok.......I damn begin to hate her.....today another episode happened.....I think I'm gonna post everyday one episode.......ok this happened today:

In our lunch break in school Maria asked me if I could buy a salad for her because she knew that me and some friends wanted to go to a snack shop.....I said "ok" (I didn't want to) and we went to the shop....unfortunately there was a long queue and we decided to go to another shop which is farer away....so we went there and had to wait a bit there too.......after we went to the other shop again just because of maria because she told me she wanted to have a salad from there.......the was still the queue and me and my friends had to wait some time.......finally I got the salad and we were on our way back to school......who do I see there coming with another mate:MARIA!!!......I went to her gave her the salad without saying anything and she didn't say thank you....her friend said:"Oh ok then we can go back" and Maria just said:"No lets go to the shop and eat it there!!!"..........Oh damn this made me angry and after that in the music lesson I didn't talk to her..I think she noticed that something was wrong but she didn't ask!!

I bet this will end in big trouble and that's good!!!!

But thinks like that are typical for her..... :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

How ungrateful of her!! I wouldn't do anything for her ever again if I were you!! :idea2:

I'll do that Mark............I really do that....she can lick my ass......

 

btw:Don't make this mary Christmas joke again please.....when I made friends with her again the evening I was drunk she went to the people and said:"Hi I'm Mary and this is Christmas!" :dozey: Christmas was me by the way....

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I'll do that Mark............I really do that....she can lick my ass......

 

btw:Don't make this mary Christmas joke again please.....when I made friends with her again the evening I was drunk she went to the people and said:"Hi I'm Mary and this is Christmas!" :dozey: Christmas was me by the way....

 

It wasn't even the right time of year for it, either!! :P

In England there was actually a guy named "Christmas" who married a girl named "Day", by the way!! :P

:stunned:

Is that true with the guy in England?? :lol:

 

well,it was at the 2nd October....

Oh man you don't know her....she is not one of this friendly kind of persons like you all are.............you really have to know her....there are everyday things like that.....when she comes around she is just getting on my nerves........like I've said so often:Her character is the totally difference to mine.....we can't be friends!

This is what another friend today to me too!

 

Well I did say if she is a true friend you shouldnt throw her away. If she isn't a true friend, never has been, and never will be, then I dont see why you should hang around her.

 

So why do you? Is she part of your group of friends or something?

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:stunned:

Is that true with the guy in England?? :lol:

 

well,it was at the 2nd October....

 

Yes - KEVIN Christmas and MICHAELA Day, if I remember rightly!! I have no idea if they're still together, though...............................

Well,the big problem is that not many people like her.....there were times in these seven years when I got along with her well......but these times are over.....I'm not this little girl anymore who just lets other people treat her as they want....so I was always someone she went to at any time......because I'm one of the only persons who is honest to her..........ok right at the moment I need my time....but it is like that.....another thing is that she gets also along well with my best friends.......oh well,it is hard to explain! :/

:stunned:

Is that true with the guy in England?? :lol:

 

well,it was at the 2nd October....

 

Yes - KEVIN Christmas and MICHAELA Day, if I remember rightly!! I have no idea if they're still together, though...............................

 

Are they famous for that???

Well' date='the big problem is that not many people like her.....there were times in these seven years when I got along with her well......but these times are over.....I'm not this little girl anymore who just lets other people treat her as they want....so I was always someone she went to at any time......because I'm one of the only persons who is honest to her..........ok right at the moment I need my time....but it is like that.....another thing is that she gets also along well with my best friends.......oh well,it is hard to explain! :/[/quote']

 

Yeah, she gets along with your best friends, thats what I asked.

 

That makes things awkward as hell, its hard to stop hanging around with someone if they hang aroud with all the people you are friends with.

 

Its one of the worst situations, ever, but it happens.

 

Youre just going to have to wait and let it sort itself out, try and stay clear of her for the most part but dont try and upset your bunch of friends by making tension when you are all in a group.

Shit.........ok.........but today only the short version..and Mafe yes I am in love with you tongue3.gif

 

Ok..there is this damn girl called Maria.....I go to school with her now since 7 years.......unfortunately we live in villages which are not too far away from each other..so we go with the same buses etc..........she is arrogant and conceited.......always thinks she is better than the others and she thinks she is the hottest alhough she looks damn bad!!!

I'll tell you one episode with her:

Once in our music lessons (I sit next to her and at the right of me there sits another good friend of mine).I made funny things with my mate and she looked at the front with this fucked up face........I thought ok I'm in a good mood so I don't talk to her much today...........when she asked me something I replied......after the lesson she just came to me and said something like:"Oh you are a damn bitch Julia!"I knew why............I said:"Why???" "Uh you are talking the whole time to Bartho and not to me and bllalalalalalla.....I couldn't concentrate blabla....."!

Well,there are plenty of these things......hahahahha....when a boy says to her that she is attractive( stunned.gif ) she tells me this 10000000000000000000 times but says she doesn't like that...but she likes it..........there is too much to tell......

and if you all would speak german I could explain better...........I hope you get a little impression of her.......my whole family hates her!!!

 

All in all our characters are totally different and I'm forced to be a friend of her!

 

Btw:after we had htis argument after the music lesson we didn't talk for days (great days)....but there was a party,I was drunk and made friends with her again dozey.gif

 

 

ok WHO FREAKING PUTS UP WITH THAT?! there're no reason to be FORCED to be her friend. I mean, who put a gun to your head? NO ONE. There have been times when i have had to put up with "Maria Girls" (girls like the Maria that Julia knows) and i only put up with them for like ...one second. i say..."hey...you're dumb and not as hot as you think ...not hot at all....leave me alone or your dog will die tomorrow..." or something along those lines...they leave you alone after that. yes, i have been forced to use that tactic on several occasions. i don't like feeling uncomfortable at my own expenses so i don't stand for people who bother me. Julia: Step up the the girl and tell her exactly what you have told us...that you don't appreciate her in your life...do it in a quiet, discreet manner (one on one)...i only suggest that to you because you seem like a nice girl who doesn't want to hurt Maria's feeling, but still wants the girl out of your life...but that's just it. You don't have to be all that kind to someone you are just putting up a front to. Sometimes, being tough to get someone away is the only answer...this is one of those times

 

phew! that was long...but i hope ot gets you somewhere.

Oh triple post........

 

Woooohoooooo....now it's opinion time!!!!

I'm going to write her an email...because of school+my opinion....this is going to be fun!!!!I need that now......

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:stunned:

Is that true with the guy in England?? :lol:

 

well,it was at the 2nd October....

 

Yes - KEVIN Christmas and MICHAELA Day, if I remember rightly!! I have no idea if they're still together, though...............................

 

Are they famous for that???

 

Well they got in the newspapers!! :P

Well,ok maybe you think now I'm too afraid to tell her my opinion face to face....but one thing about me is:I usually write letters with opinions when I'm upset....i did this once to Maria and she called me the same evenine and I didn't give her the letter and she told me to read it out for her......this was hard for me.....

Oh Mark....great......so if I want to get famous I only have to search for a husband whose surname and my surname would make a funny couple!!! :P

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Oh Mark....great......so if I want to get famous I only have to search for a husband whose surname and my surname would make a funny couple!!! :P

 

Any ideas?? :wink3:

 

Someone called "Dustdown", perhaps?? :P

Dustdown???What's that???I don't think there will be ANY surname fitting with mine.....mine is soooooooo rare in Germany! :P

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