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Whisperator's "Maria is like maLAria" thread!!

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Yes, I have one more:

Maria, ...

 

Raw muscles in you

and you kill for the thrill to get into this

might not be sure

to get into the sin for the human race

 

Maria, ...

 

Raw muscles in you

and you kiss for the thrill to get into this

might not be sure

to get into the sin for the human race

 

Give it up and give up ...

Guano Apes - Maria :cool:

Mary is my best friend

She makes me my tea

She lets me stay round her place

When there's nowhere else to be

There's nothing in her bedroom

Just a bed and TV

and it's OK if i'm in her way

I just sit and drink my tea

 

I'm so Lazy

I 'aint done much

Lately

When you come lookin'

You'll find me

Sleeping

Soundly

 

Mary keeps me smilin'

Even when I'm down

She lets me stay round her place

When there's no-one else around

There's nothing in her bedroom

Just a bed and TV

and it's OK if i'm in her way

I just sit and drink my tea

 

I'm so lazy

I 'aint done much

Lately

When you come lookin'

You'll find me

Sleeping

Soundly

 

And when she comes around

She says i always look so down

And yeah she's always right

She makes me feel alright

 

with mary synonymous to maria ;-P

Oh yes, The Subways are rockin'! :cool:

Good poem winnie :)

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Maria' date='I've just met a girl named maria and suddenly that name will never be the same to me....Maria I've just kissed a girl named Maria.,....."! :P[/quote']

 

:o

Is this a confession?? :P

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:huh: It's the "West Side story"!!!!

 

Is that the name of the party you were at with Maria?? :stunned:

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:o :o :o :o

 

Don't tell me you don't know the West Side story!

 

I think the humour might have been lost on you!! :P

Oh DAMN............

 

Well,at least I didn't and couldn't believe that you don't know the West side story! :P

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Oh DAMN............

 

Well,at least I didn't and couldn't believe that you don't know the West side story! :P

 

So DID you kiss Maria, or not?? :P

:angry: :o :o :o :o :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

 

NO......definitely NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

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:angry: :o :o :o :o :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

 

NO......definitely NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

 

Maybe it happened when you were drunk, so you can't remember?? :P

Hahahahah......no......I can remember all the things when I was drunk.......

 

and this I won't do even when I'm drunk!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

This is too funny....she wrote a mail and asked what is wrong.....she said she has the impression that I want to have a certain distance from her!

Shit what should I say now....she asked me why!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

This is too funny....she wrote a mail and asked what is wrong.....she said she has the impression that I want to have a certain distance from her!

Shit what should I say now....she asked me why!

 

Tell her she's right - you wish you were at opposite ends of the earth!! :P

Oh well,I told her that our character are totally different and THIS is the problem.......

:confused: But somehow she talked to me today like everyday! :huh:

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Oh well,I told her that our character are totally different and THIS is the problem.......

:confused: But somehow she talked to me today like everyday! :huh:

 

Maybe you should try using a different language!! :P

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Yes - give it a try and then report back!! :P

Ok................ :P

 

:stunned: Maybe my english is better now than my german!

Oh damn....she is so stupid.....today she invited herself to my birthday! :angry:

 

It was like that:In our music lesson our music teacher called us "friends" the whole time.....so I said:"Oh if you are my friend I'll invite you to my birthday on wednesday!"........and what did Maria?She said:"Oh can I come too or don't you want me to be there?Do you celebrate?" I said:"Oh....I don't know if I celebrate....maybe!" (I'm sure that I celebrate it!)....after the lesson she said:"Oh what about Wednesday?" I said:"Heee What?" She said:"Yeah should I come?Or don't you want me to be there?" I said:"Oh I don't know if I celebrate......." she said:"Oh maybe I'll come"!

AAAARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!! :confused: :angry:

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