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What Do You M-Fing Bitches Want For F-ing Xmas?

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I want a chip n' dales dancer

a strip poker set

monaco

labordoodle

.....

 

y tu brute?

give me a fucking call bitch :kiss:

....oh dear......i want a nice woman..... :sneaky:

Then you shall receive it Daryl ;)

I need a good woman to have fun with :sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:

How about a lovely horse...

^ :cheesy:

 

um... an ipod dammit!

- new phone

- tv in my room

- money

- gym membership

- laptop

- new bed and furniture

- good perfume

- jam doughnut

See my avi... :cool: :lol:

haha just saw that! :lol: dont we all... :cry:

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i dont....i want little guy....not big guy :wink3:

nope...........it was in november......but I'll celebrate with my best friend in 2 weeks! :cool:

A new phone with camera

 

Which I'm not getting :dozey:

I want to have a better relationship with my dad. :sad2:

an electric guitar and ...

Lucas ... he is a guy who actually doesn't deserve to be loved but i can't take my paws off of him ...

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lol you should tell him! maybe he'll come to your door wearing only and christmas bow :wink3:

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