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Your invited to amanda and diniso's wedding

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Thanks for the invite! :D Congratulations on the engagement! :lol:

I regret to tell you that I will be interupting this wedding due to the fact that dinisio is a swine and you can do better Miss Amanda. Good day.

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Oh so now mister money bags of the wedding has to go and ruin everything....now i have to pay for it myself and now u dont get to have an orgy with us in return for paying for everthing! mother fcuker!

You guys are to funny! :D

Do you have a date set for this 'so-called' wedding? I'll have to check my date book and work it into my schedule. :lol:

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no not reallly..... :-o

:o OMG!!! congrats Amanda! :D l'm so happy for you dear!!! ehum cough cough,...l hope l am going to also get to be one of the flower girls! :D ...and ehum at least ONE of the maids of honour ;) :P

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yes u can be the maid of honor.....

No orgy? What kinda wedding is this?!

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no no sweets u can be the guy that interupts the wedding a sweeps me up by my feet and walks mme out of there like in "the graduta" and than we can live happily ever after with m squeezing ur man boobies

no no sweets u can be the guy that interupts the wedding a sweeps me up by my feet and walks mme out of there like in "the graduta" and than we can live happily ever after with m squeezing ur man boobies

 

Ahhhhhh... so romantic. :D

Alright but dont squeeze them so hard, its giving my a rash (Especially during all the sex, I'll be putting on ointment cream until Im 80).

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ok....let mama lick it and make it better ;)

yes u can be the maid of honor.....

 

awwww l feel SO honoured! :D thankyou dearest! hmmm, well, now...can l ALSO help with the decorations, and help organize food etc?? hmm, lol...have you ever thought of getting a chocolate wedding cake :P

 

and oh oh oh...also, lets make the bridesmaid dresses red, blue or offwhite??? those are nice colours...:roll: ok. l'm going to calm down :shock:

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lol ok the brides maids are going to be butt ass naked and im going to be wearing 2 band-aids and a cork okk... :lol:

It should be a formal occasion, naked with ties.

:o well... :roll: amanda, l'm a bit shy...so, can l at least wear some socks? :shrug: :P

I'm very modest, I guess I'm going to have to be a drunken fool the whole time, so I can let my inhibitions and get naked. I hope you won't mind? (the drunkeness, that is.)

:o hmm, Reily, thats quite a bit you're expecting....you're ONLY a guest! :roll:.....and l'm the MAID OF HONOUR! :p l'm in charge of what the bridesmaids are wearing! :D

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im back! ok to change topic i just called my sis's b/f'scell to see where she is and b/f the operator somes on to say leave a message some weird little girl comes on singing "la la la la la la" i swear i almost pissed myself.....but on bigger topis here is the plan....... the cake will not be eaten but instead smeared all over the bodies. i will be wearing spongebob nadaids and a green colored cork and my bridesmaids are going to be nakes and reilly will be the lonely guest (like in movies whee there is always one guest that no one knows) and my husband to be will be wearing a bow-tie and his birthday suit! understood! :x no more fighting ;)

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