NOOOOOOOO I don't think I could look at toblerones the same way again if it died! Nah we just don't have them over here :(

And I was meant to go to London in December but can't because I have a stupid lab exam in uni :rolleyes:

Awww, do you want me to sent you one of the smaller shops in the mail? :idea2:

Oh my god!!! Could you please????? I'll wait by the door until the man with the candyfloss hair comes in the big van with the wheels :blush:

Okay, just make sure you clear an acre or so of space, comes with the scar-park attatched I'm afraid.

 

Would you like the original Wool, the alternative Cotton or the new stretchy Lycra worths?

Ok I'll tell my neighbours they've to buy caravans and say goodbye to their homes. I'll compensate them with a trolly dash and a visit from dale winton :idea2:

 

Do you have spandex worths? I'll ask the hoff to cut the ribbon :wink3:

Ahhh good idea....ah I used to love that show, I tried it at my local supermarket but then when I tried to leave wth all my prizes they were rattling on about payment or something. I was like....'Hello that's how supermarket's work, they're super because everyone is a winner' :thinking:

 

Ooooh well Spandexworths is still being developed, apparently the spandex is soooooooooooo snug that the snails were getting depressed about their extra lbs and comitting snailicide :/

Me too! I used to always watch it whenever I was sick and off school :blush: Each week Dale was a new shade of orange :P :wink3:

:lol: :lol: Payment? What is this they spoke of? :huh: I remember once I was rallying a trolley around a supermarket, and I was just balancing on the handle with my feet off the ground, but the back wheel got stuck and I swung into some old ladys trolley and scared the marys out of her :( :lol:

 

Awww ok then I'll go for stretchy lycraworths. Wow snailicide is becoming increasingly popular now. I can't believe they're not afraid of big shoes anymore! I feel so powerless :( :cry:

Hahaha! Did she shout at you?

 

But they are...they are. How do you think they do it? :sneaky:

Nah she just gave me a "Oh you're so going to hell" look :stunned:

 

Erm...I dunno actually. Maybe they just crawl out into the middle of a busy street and wait for a car to come along :/ :stunned: Or they could use euthanasia and ask one of their snail friends to push their house on them :idea2: :stunned:

You've thought about this too much :thinking:

:embarrased: ...no I ...erm...... haven't

OH LOOK, IT'S SUSHI!

 

 

 

*runs away* :idea2:

:surprised:

 

Damn...foiled again :dozey:

:sneaky: Ok I'm not ascaredid anymore :smug: :P

Your purple blob has some competition...looks like he's not the only blob in the village :stunned:

 

Did you make that Feef? :stunned: :lol:

ello mimi !

Hehyo Bart :cool:

Nope I swiped it from somewhere random :cry:

But....I did make this:

:lol:

 

The turkey of JoMiFiKiRenAli :lol: :lol:

 

Very good, you win a beetle for your efforts. :D

The car???? :stunned: Thanks aunty mimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :stunned: :D :D :D

Er.......................... :uhoh: .......................um.......................... :uhoh2: ...........yeah, the car.

 

*ahem*

 

Sooooooooo does anyone have any money to spare? :worried:

:embarrased: It's alright....I have a mobile box anyway, the wheels still have to be glued on, but once I paint it, it'll be so snazzy! I'll just pray for no rain :idea2: :smug:

:/

 

I can probably stretch to a Fiesta :idea2: :confused:

You're like a stretchy transformer? :o That's so cooooool!!! :stunned: :P

Yep, I'm only available between 12.00am and 12.05am though and please don't wear stilettos cos they hurt :/

Ok can I book you for tomorrow at 12.02? I only wear fluffy slippers though so I'll try not to tickle you too much....

 

 

Haha sounds so perverted :dizzy2: :stunned: