you're one week late for that 'hi' buddy

 

But i'm glad to se feef around :kiss:

 

A random :kiss: for mimish , hope you're doing good choco girl :charming:

Hello....just finished moving,and the internet works!!!

 

YAY!!! :nice:

hi everybody

^Hi Marek! :)

 

Awww Rennnnnn! Glad to see you back around here :kiss:

 

Hey mimi!! It's been tooo long and our jomifikirenali thread has died due to lack of proper random activity....it's a crying shame :(

Um...you forgot about me fifi.....:cry:

Fifi :bigcry:

 

Why don't you visit us anymore? Sniff sniff

Aww fif, you're greatly missed here :bigcry:

Hope everything's juyst fine in feefland :kiss:

 

And mimi, guess what? i had another nightmare

:cry:

Fifi,we miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you even know her marek???

 

:dozey:

ello :curtain:

Fifi :bigcry:

 

Why don't you visit us anymore? Sniff sniff

 

But...but....I'm here now :idea2: And you just uped and left :bigcry:

 

Hehehe...but I never went anywhere you guys...I'm just usually browsing:cool:

 

How are you all anyway? It has been a while since I came by and asked :thinking:

:D

 

There's no point browsing if you're not going to buy :snobby:

Can I pay in chopsticks.....on a pia-pia-PIANOOOOOO???

 

Or how about shredded paper....I hear there's going to be a shredded famine soon so I must warn everyone to stock up

:stunned:

 

What's the cause?

Santa Clause lost his trunks while swimming with the dolphins....he's not a happy camper at all :o

Those damn dolphins :angry:

 

They're trying to build some sort of Fort of Pants, but they just don't realise the harm they're doing.

 

All those innocent pants :bigcry:

:confused: are you talking in moderator language,I have no idea what you are talking about..

It's all very shocking. They tried to capture the hoff last weekend, the sad thing was that none of his German fans were around to save him and those pesky dolphins got away with him. He is now their mascot and can be seen making very similar hand motions to that of the Y.M.C.A but this sparks trouble, as we all know the Y.M.C.A is copywrite of the Yodelling Models of Crums and Apples

Well as a lifelong member of the Yodelling Models of Crums and Apples club this offend me greatly and I wish to embark upon a plan to save the hoff and rescue all those poor pants.

 

I just need a cunning plan....

Well it is a well known fact that dolphins fear mustard...and if a human were to cover themselves in it, it would be an ideal disguise as the dolphins would flee almost immediately....I think with that in mind you may set off on your journey for the hidden hoff and pants.

We shall name this mission, codename #DavidMustardPants06

Mustard hey? I do like mustard.

 

But what if a hundred hungry hot dog customers come running after me. :uhoh:

Hmmm....I didn't think this one through....I'll take it to the labs and investigate...

UNLESS! We could smear chocolate over the mustard, so the tangy mustard fumes would still be there but the newfound mustard chocolate colour would disgust the hot dog consumers! :idea2:

But what if I bump into Dawn French? :(

oh dear lord! Lets not think of the worst, but if it were to occur, just drop to the floor and action roll...she will not see you

 

 

*is going to hell*

Haha I only meant cos in the Vicar of Dibley she eats 100 crunchies :idea2: Wasn't being mean :disappointed: