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How did I know you were gonna say something like that :laugh4: :P.

What would Jonny think about you being all naughty like that :whip: :P :P.

 

 

He would LOVE it...it's all he thinks about. He said it himself:smug:

 

Ahem.

 

Sorry for the naughtiness.

 

On with the partay:cool:

 

 

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Mel - the funny perviness is the only reason I talk to you. If you aren't like this in real life then I want a refund :P.

 

Ok, what was that picture? Are you weak, I could do them in like 5 minutes and be fine afterwards!! :P :P I'll chuck in a few more to send me tipsy:

 

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And this is just for you :D!!

 

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Mel - the funny perviness is the only reason I talk to you. If you aren't like this in real life then I want a refund :P.

 

Ok, what was that picture? Are you weak, I could do them in like 5 minutes and be fine afterwards!! :P :P I'll chuck in a few more to send me tipsy:

 

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And this is just for you :D!!

 

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OK, you can ask the people on here that know me how I am in real life but I'll give you a hint...

 

I'm exactly like how I am on here...maybe even a smidge naughtier:wink3:

 

 

Alright, that's it. I'm going to have to go into training. I am going to be drunk under the table by every person I'm with. In a couple of weeks Mich will be here to school me and I KNOW she can drink me under the table. So, I need a training regimen. Help me out Chris!:D

 

But first I'm going to drink that thing you posted...it looks yummmmeh:dance:

OK, you can ask the people on here that know me how I am in real life but I'll give you a hint...

 

I'm exactly like how I am on here...maybe even a smidge naughtier:wink3:

 

 

Alright, that's it. I'm going to have to go into training. I am going to be drunk under the table by every person I'm with. In a couple of weeks Mich will be here to school me and I KNOW she can drink me under the table. So, I need a training regimen. Help me out Chris!:D

 

But first I'm going to drink that thing you posted...it looks yummmmeh:dance:

 

Haha, I was expecting something like an angel smiley in the spoiler but hey if you wanna admit the truth thats cool :P I am expecting perviness from you in London :P :lol: - you better live up to your title :P.

 

You will have to go into training coz' I can tell you now, I can drink you all under the table probably, I am very good at handling my liquor. And when I say that, I mean I can never get drunk. Even after 20 drinks. And trust me I've tried before :P :P. So do you want my secrets Mel :sneaky:.

 

 

 

You have to have something physically wrong with your stomach like I do :P.

 

 

 

But if Mich can handle her drink me and her will have to have a drink off :laugh4:, as you'll be gone in the first few rounds :P :P.

Haha, I was expecting something like an angel smiley in the spoiler but hey if you wanna admit the truth thats cool :P I am expecting perviness from you in London :P :lol: - you better live up to your title :P.

 

You will have to go into training coz' I can tell you now, I can drink you all under the table probably, I am very good at handling my liquor. And when I say that, I mean I can never get drunk. Even after 20 drinks. And trust me I've tried before :P :P. So do you want my secrets Mel :sneaky:.

 

 

 

You have to have something physically wrong with your stomach like I do :P.

 

 

 

But if Mich can handle her drink me and her will have to have a drink off :laugh4:, as you'll be gone in the first few rounds :P :P.

 

Oh yeah...that's what I meant:D I'm really like this in real life:

 

:angel:

 

 

:P

 

I'll just stay sober and be the referee:lol: Otherwise I'll be passed out on the floor of the pub the whole time:laugh3:

Oh yeah...that's what I meant:D I'm really like this in real life:

 

:angel:

 

 

:P

 

I'll just stay sober and be the referee:lol: Otherwise I'll be passed out on the floor of the pub the whole time:laugh3:

 

:lol: I love how you said pub, how British :D :wacko:. But yeh for sure, you can judge who is winning (and not bribing you in advance or anything but you are oh so pretty :blush:).

 

Of course there will be others there drinking as well. Which will just make my victory even sweeter :lol: :P. I'll buy you some drinks though once I loosen up, coz' you always post here when I'm usually on my own due to the time :P :D :D.

:lol: I love how you said pub, how British :D :wacko:. But yeh for sure, you can judge who is winning (and not bribing you in advance or anything but you are oh so pretty :blush:).

 

Of course there will be others there drinking as well. Which will just make my victory even sweeter :lol: :P. I'll buy you some drinks though once I loosen up, coz' you always post here when I'm usually on my own due to the time :P :D :D.

 

 

No! I will not be bribed:smug:

 

Just kidding:lol:

 

 

Already proclaiming victory, huh? Hopefully Mich we be on later and we'll see what she has to say about that:P

No! I will not be bribed:smug:

 

Just kidding:lol:

 

 

Already proclaiming victory, huh? Hopefully Mich we be on later and we'll see what she has to say about that:P

 

Haha I was gonna say, I could just say "Jonny is frickin' hot ay" and you'd crumble. Course if I said I could get Jonny for you then, man, the rewards there :P.

 

I am indeed :smug: Mich better watch out coz she ain't seen nothing yet :evilgrin: if she thinks she can win you can inform her different. Winner gets a tenner :D :P. Donated by you lot :P.

Haha I was gonna say, I could just say "Jonny is frickin' hot ay" and you'd crumble. Course if I said I could get Jonny for you then, man, the rewards there :P.

 

I am indeed :smug: Mich better watch out coz she ain't seen nothing yet :evilgrin: if she thinks she can win you can inform her different. Winner gets a tenner :D :P. Donated by you lot :P.

 

I could say the same to you!!! The Jonny hawtness is to be enjoyed by all:D

 

Ooooh it's getting heated. Of course Mich doesn't know she is in a drink off yet :uhoh:

 

 

I better start training:drunk:

 

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I could say the same to you!!! The Jonny hawtness is to be enjoyed by all:D

 

Ooooh it's getting heated. Of course Mich doesn't know she is in a drink off yet :uhoh:

 

 

I better start training:drunk:

 

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It is actually, its what keeps me motivated through the day :P. That and chocolate. Oh crap, please don't post Jonny chocolate again :P Damnit :P.

 

Haha, want a secret, I'm honestly intimidated by Mich so I'm probably gonna lose :shame:, I dunno why, I can't explain it!! But maybe when she's drunk and losing I can use that to relax myself :P :P.

 

(that wasn't anything against Mich, haha, I love all of ya! but if someone could scare me it'd be her first :P :P).

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It is actually, its what keeps me motivated through the day :P. That and chocolate. Oh crap, please don't post Jonny chocolate again :P Damnit :P.

 

Haha, want a secret, I'm honestly intimidated by Mich so I'm probably gonna lose :shame:, I dunno why, I can't explain it!! But maybe when she's drunk and losing I can use that to relax myself :P :P.

 

(that wasn't anything against Mich, haha, I love all of ya! but if someone could scare me it'd be her first :P :P).

 

Hmmm...motivated by Jonny, huh?

 

 

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Intimidated by Mich...she's got the edge already:smug: :whip:

 

Speaking of....wanted to get her something for Easter...you think she'll mind when she finds him on her doorstep??:inquisitive:

 

 

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Hello sexy.

And hello to Jonny as well.

:P :P :P

Seriously though, what a hot piece of ass he is :sneaky: :D :D!!!

 

Well, she doesn't have the edge! Ok she does. If she told me to lose, I'd be like "ok ok!! :shame:" hahaha :P. But I haven't told you this of course ;).

 

I'm sure she won't mind Mel, I mean, Easter is all about gorging yourself on delicious treats after all ;) hehehe :p.

 

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Hello sexy.

And hello to Jonny as well.

:P :P :P

Seriously though, what a hot piece of ass he is :sneaky: :D :D!!!

 

Well, she doesn't have the edge! Ok she does. If she told me to lose, I'd be like "ok ok!! :shame:" hahaha :P. But I haven't told you this of course ;).

 

I'm sure she won't mind Mel, I mean, Easter is all about gorging yourself on delicious treats after all ;) hehehe :p.

 

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Yummm...Easter treats.

 

And you know how Mr. Martin likes to have tasty things in his mouth:wink3:

 

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Did you really think I was going to say that??

 

:P

Yummm...Easter treats.

 

And you know how Mr. Martin likes to have tasty things in his mouth:wink3:

 

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Did you really think I was going to say that??

 

:P

 

Mr. Martin likes tasty things in his mouth?!

Then why in that picture is he eating cake and not one of Jonny's body parts :thinking:.

:P

 

Ahhh with you anything is possible Mel :P. That why I love ya :lol: :laugh4:.

Mr. Martin likes tasty things in his mouth?!

Then why in that picture is he eating cake and not one of Jonny's body parts :thinking:.

:P

 

Ahhh with you anything is possible Mel :P. That why I love ya :lol: :laugh4:.

 

How dare you pervert Mich's thread that way, Chris! For shaaaame :shame:

 

You'll have to be punished:whip:

 

Here, drink up:

 

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Delicious!!! :wacko: :escaping:. How bout some snacks as well :dance:.

 

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OK I haven't eaten anything in 16 hours... that looks yummy :drunk:

OK I haven't eaten anything in 16 hours... that looks yummy :drunk:

 

Hi Min!

 

Need a drink?

 

:D

How dare you pervert Mich's thread that way, Chris! For shaaaame :shame:

 

You'll have to be punished:whip:

 

Here, drink up:

 

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Are you complaining about me perverting places. You?! :P And you started it posting Jonny pics. You should be punished :whip:. Or given another whip to use, whatever :P :P.

 

Mel, are you trying to get me drunk :wacko: how come :sneaky: :p.

 

Heyyy Miiiiin!!!! :hug:.

Hey Mich :hug: Hey Chris :hug:

Hi Min!

 

Need a drink?

 

:D

Can't drink on an empty stomach though!

 

There's nothing to eat around here :disappointed:

Are you complaining about me perverting places. You?! :P And you started it posting Jonny pics. You should be punished :whip:. Or given another whip to use, whatever :P :P.

 

Mel, are you trying to get me drunk :wacko: how come :sneaky: :p.

 

Heyyy Miiiiin!!!! :hug:.

 

:whip: :whip: :whip:

 

Hey Mich :hug: Hey Chris :hug:

 

Can't drink on an empty stomach though!

 

There's nothing to eat around here :disappointed:

 

Here you go Min. Take your pick:

 

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Ooooh Mel. Please, can I have some more :wideeyed: :P :P.

Ooooh Mel. Please, can I have some more :wideeyed: :P :P.

 

:lips:

yummyy

 

Aw thank you :blush:.

 

:P :P :P

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