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Ondes Martenot

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Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie

But in his cold blooded reptilian haste he refroze him into to the shape of a hoover

"I wasn't thinking"

Charlie wasn't fazed though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits "ha ha….oh"

The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it in Charlie's pink tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out

Charlie said, "I'm cool with that."

And set fire to a posh hammer to make it official

"I appear to be on fire"

The down side was that the Inuits suffocated immediately

It was airtight in there

Charlie panicked and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers

"After all I did for you….oooh"

The green shape was frozen

 

After a quick drink Charlie stole Eric Phillips magic carpet

And left for Seattle

Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd killed 50 Inuits

No-one needs that

 

He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets and spanners :)

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Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie

But in his cold blooded reptilian haste he refroze him into to the shape of a hoover

"I wasn't thinking"

Charlie wasn't fazed though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits "ha ha….oh"

The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it in Charlie's pink tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out

Charlie said, "I'm cool with that."

And set fire to a posh hammer to make it official

"I appear to be on fire"

The down side was that the Inuits suffocated immediately

It was airtight in there

Charlie panicked and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers

"After all I did for you….oooh"

The green shape was frozen

 

After a quick drink Charlie stole Eric Phillips magic carpet

And left for Seattle

Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd killed 50 Inuits

No-one needs that

 

He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets and spanners :)

lol yay!!!!!!!!!!!!! a fellow boosh fan! :D

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I WAS going to ask why that baby's so dark. :laugh3:

HAHAHAHA, I am weak. :laugh3:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: I know, so freaking weird!!! :lol: How odd...the kid doesn't look one bit Asian. Well, most of the time Eurasian babies don't look very Asian. Well, at least my Eurasian cousins don't.

 

Me and Cesc Fabregas's baby:

 

cescandmebabyik8.jpg

 

Cute as well, but wtf? We don't have blond hair!! :laugh3: Maybe she takes it from her daddy's side...but even so according to genetics and what I learned in biology this year, it's still not right. :dozey: Fuckers, hahaha. :P

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