I just don't do it around girls or women. I just think it's... yeah.. rude.

 

When I'm with my boys though. If I need to I need to.

 

 

That's just the way I am.

thats class Kelsen i like it! Fair play

Really? Thats good! :nice: I kinda wrote it with out thinking....raw emotion.

:laugh3:

like someone else said, it stinks. and also your butt isn't made for making noises so when it does it only reminds everyone that there is something sitting inside your butt... air which is a product of digestion which isn't your regular air, but some nasty gasses as well as digested highly contageous and disguisting crap. I think that is a good reason people think it's rude.

Yeah' date=' farts dont equal shits...unless you have a brown-trousered moment. :sick:[/quote']

 

Omg, sharts are horrible.

As long as its not during the act of passionate love making, its all kosher.

this thread is kinda weird:confused:

i tend not to do it out in public...but when im with my mates and at home :p when the pressure of the anus has the need to release gas i just let rip hahaha. my friend is the worse, at lunch she let it rip and i swear i felt the vibrations through the seat! :o everyone cleared out pretty quickly

 

i was watching this dvd of a comedian and he says that people always tell ya when they are going to fart like "hey i need to fart" or just after "i just farted" but noone ever says it while its happening "IM FARTING!" that would be a bit weird

 

this topic is so funny especially the SHART bit haha i think they had a bit on austin powers or some funny movie like that!

i would never do it in public...... cuz every1 around will stare and/or laugh!!!:D

:o hahaha whats worse is when you smell someone elses fart out in public and you look around for any suss looking people...but so are the other people who've smelt it and then they think its you

 

 

hahah i go "ahhh feral! what is that smell, did someone drop their guts?"

:o hahaha whats worse is when you smell someone elses fart out in public and you look around for any suss looking people...but so are the other people who've smelt it and then they think its you

 

 

hahah i go "ahhh feral! what is that smell, did someone drop their guts?"

yeah, that is worse.......:confused: that would be annoying and embrassing!!!!:lol: LOL!!!

Maybe "The Hardest Part" was supposed to have been named "The Hardest Fart"??:thinking:

:laugh4: HAHAHAHA

wouldnt wanna follow through on the hardest fart...could turn into a shart....then you might need to shit

LOL!!!:lol: funny but weird..............:confused:

But would The Hardest Fart become a chart shit??:rolleyes:

Actually, surely it would be destined for "number two"!!:P

it could be a shit topper

a bit of yellow might come back to reminisce

^And then you could have "In My Face"!!:rolleyes:

Farts flying out at the speed of sound??;)

A Rush of Crud to my Bed

Swallowed in the Bath

Dont Flatus

ummm I Bloom Brown

Ladder to the Squib

God Put a Smile Upon your Ass

Everythings not Lax

Life is for Skidding

 

MMmmm ok now lets drop it.

this is a weird thread but i think that everything that lives on the face of the earth farts. it's natural to fart, because if we didn't, we'd all explode. but i do agree that when you are being passionate with someone, that should be a fart-free zone. :):)

otherwise, "you gotta do, what you gotta do" :):P

Omg' date=' sharts are horrible.[/quote']

 

Sharts LMFAOOOOO :laugh4:

 

A Rush of Crud to my Bed

Swallowed in the Bath

Dont Flatus

ummm I Bloom Brown

Ladder to the Squib

God Put a Smile Upon your Ass

Everythings not Lax

Life is for Skidding

 

MMmmm ok now lets drop it.

 

Pahahahahaaaaa :laugh4:

 

I just remembered 'Fart ghost' and now im cracking up again :lol: .....im so childish. This thread is hysterical :lol:

its better out than in

Or Swallowed in the Pee.....................................:wink3: