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Pick-up lines!!!

staring elf
in The Lounge

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:o LOL@ mburn,

 

ahha Jo...that was brilliant! :lol:...l really like that one! :P

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:o LOL@ mburn,

 

ahha Jo...that was brilliant! :lol:...l really like that one! :P

 

which one :P

This one guy came up to me in a bus stop and asked me if i had any friends or a sister that was as pretty as I was after i turned him down...and i was like..NO.. :lol: :lol:

 

I told him i had a boyfriend.. he scared the shit out of me. I mean, I could've swore i saw him on the news the next day wanted for murder or something..haha

irish one [to redhead] does the rug match the curtains?

This one guy came up to me in a bus stop and asked me if i had any friends or a sister that was as pretty as I was after i turned him down...and i was like..NO.. :lol: :lol:

 

I told him i had a boyfriend.. he scared the shit out of me. I mean, I could've swore i saw him on the news the next day wanted for murder or something..haha

 

 

LOL thats brilliant! :P

"can i buy you a drink, or would you just like the money?"

 

god it costs me lots :sad:

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3)If ur right legs is xmas,n ur left is thank-giving,can i see you between the holidays?

 

Dun u think this 1 is much better :P :lol:

"can i buy you a drink, or would you just like the money?"

 

god it costs me lots :sad:

 

 

awww lol...but it still works ;) :P

ok this one is not flattering but here it is anyway: God must have taken the clouds and put them in your hair...........because its looking mighty fuzzy!!!! :lol:

:roll: ...& thats supposed to work...

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lol!!! ohmg i would never think anyone would make a thread like this

hey..did you fall downm? need picking up?

 

Hey, shag me

 

Hi..wanna fuck?

(when its cold out) Hey, are you smuggling tic-tacs? Mind if I suck on one?

chad i like your music wanna fuck? thats mine muahahaha

... come to think of it... the only pick-up line I've ever gotten was when i was dressed up as a sandwich when I worked at Toys R Us, and one of the girls who worked there said "man, I could just eat you up" and I said "hehe, but the suit isnt edible, and you're not a cannibal, are you?" and she smiled and said "oh my, you dont get what I'm saying, do you?" I think she was refering to (censored because this isnt the sex thread)

hahahahahaha!! your penis!! she wanted to eat whats inside the buns!! meat!! :lol:

LOL, ok, I wasnt expecting you to be descriptive... but yeah... my penis doesnt belong here, it needs to go to the sex thread... heheh...

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