TS :lol:

am I missing something?? lol

I hooked you up with rep points simply because you're legend! :lol:

 

I understand you're trying to reward Tom Selleck for his boyish charm, but once again, I prefer being called 'The Legend of Tom Selleck', not just 'legend'.

 

TS :lol:

 

Tom Selleck is confused.

I understand you're trying to reward Tom Selleck for his boyish charm' date=' but once again, I prefer being called 'The Legend of Tom Selleck', not just 'legend'.[/quote']

 

 

I can take the points back you know... you ingrate!!! *pffft* :angry:

I just want to be called by my name. Tom or the legend of Tom Selleck.

I can't call you Tommy then?

No, Tom Selleck doesn't like that.

oh but tommy is so cute..sound like a little boy with fluffy hair and who wears troursers with suspenders :nice:

oh but tommy is so cute..sound like a little boy with fluffy hair and who wears troursers with suspenders :nice:

 

Tom Selleck doesn't want to be that boy.

awwww wittle tommy boy !!

Tom Selleck is gonna have to issue you with your first warning.

Oh really,and how will he do that then? :p

The tache is gonna come out.

ANYWAY

 

Crude comedy. Tommy lad, do you like it?

I love it, definitrly compared to the crap that my generation is supposed to like.

 

Britcoms are just the best.

channel 5 are showing the top 50 british comedians or something like that

 

the crude ones are so far the best. How Benny Hill can be only in the 40's is beyond me :rolleyes:

why don't you rip some hair off your chest and implant it on your face.....

 

 

it well help ease the pain...

 

hahahaha!

Oh Camille I laughed out loud at that one!

Not that it's a laughing matter of course, although this is the thread of irreverent comedy.

Those are Kenny Everett legs! All in the best possible taste :laugh3:

Crude comedy can get a bit boring sometimes. I like people like Richard Pryor who could mix it up, do various styles, including being fantastic at gross-out humour, and then switching to doing hilarious dog impressions.

 

Honestly though, lots of crude comedians (Meaning the amateur ones you find in pubs and such) just base their entire show on trying to shock people, you hear more gasps of surprise then laughter from the crowd, and thats pretty lame.

 

Apparently on Friday night I thought of the cruelest joke anyone has ever heard in the style of a standup comedian, and I know what the joke is but theres no way I'm telling you it. Its fuckin harsh, how the hell it came out of me I'll never know (I was intoxicated).

Maybe it's just me, I need an edge to my comedy

Apparently on Friday night I thought of the cruelest joke anyone has ever heard in the style of a standup comedian, and I know what the joke is but theres no way I'm telling you it. Its fuckin harsh, how the hell it came out of me I'll never know (I was intoxicated).

 

PM it to me pleeeaaaaseee, I won't judge you....probably.

Really Sam, sorry, but I wont.

He's keeping it quiet for his next life as a stand up comedian :P (are you going to use that blue suit on stage?)

Hahaha I do often dream of being standup comedian, but I'm a dreamer.

 

I'll use the blue suit but I'll wear the hat frontwards, for an original twist.