hahah very funny.. :P

 

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=&gender=n

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Coldplay&gender=n

haha! yes BANANAS! I'm addicted to them!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Maia upstein!

Pacman was originally called maia upsteinman.

Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of maia upstein.

It takes more than 500 peanuts to make maia upstein!

Native Americans never actually ate maia upstein; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.

Early thermometers were filled with maia upstein instead of mercury!

The international dialling code for maia upstein is 672.

There are six towns named maia upstein in the United States.

You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of maia upstein to reach the earth's core!

Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's maia upstein supply.

Maia upstein can't sweat.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Radiohead!

1. Radiohead were named after Radiohead the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
   
2. Radiohead are 984 feet tall!
   
3. It is impossible to fold Radiohead more than seven times.
   
4. Radiohead are the world's tallest woman.
   
5. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Radiohead are near!
   
6. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Radiohead in your mouth!
   
7. Radiohead can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant!
   
8. Early thermometers were filled with Radiohead instead of mercury.
   
9. When Radiohead are swallowed, they will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
   
10. If you drop Radiohead from the top of the Empire State Building, they will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ella!

1. Ella will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
   
2. Ellaicide is the killing of Ella.
   
3. When Ella is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
   
4. Ella once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
   
5. The most dangerous form of Ella is the bicycle.
   
6. In 1982 Time Magazine named Ella its 'Man of the Year'!
   
7. Grapes explode if you put them inside Ella.
   
8. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Ella!
   
9. Olive oil was used for washing Ella in the ancient Mediterranean world.
   
10. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Ella and compline!

:uhoh: there ya go.. I'm male

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Oasis!

Oasis invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.

There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Oasis, though it may feel uncomfortable!

Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Oasis!

Oasis can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.

The word 'samba' means 'to rub Oasis'.

Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Oasis.

Oasis is worth its weight in gold - literally.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Oasis.

Oasis can live for up to a week without a head.

Czar Paul I banished Oasis to Siberia for marching out of step!

 

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about ME!

The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, ME and compline.

Ostriches stick their heads in ME not to hide but to look for water!

If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets ME.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are ME.

ME cannot swim.

ME can jump up to sixteen times her own height.

If you chew gum while peeling ME then it will stop you from crying.

During severe windstorms, ME may sway several feet to either side.

Some birds use ME to orientate themselves during migration.

The fingerprints of ME are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!

Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than coldplaying.

The fingerprints of coldplaying are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Coldplaying is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.

Coldplaying is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.

Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of coldplaying!

Americans discard enough coldplaying to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!

Coldplayingology is the study of coldplaying.

A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for coldplaying, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.

A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but coldplaying can not!

A thimbleful of coldplaying would weigh over 100 million tons!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ines!

 

1. Scientists believe that Ines began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.

2. If you chew gum while peeling Ines then it will stop you from crying.

3. Olympic badminton rules say that Ines must have exactly fourteen feathers.

4. Research indicates that Ines will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!

5. About 100 people choke to death on Ines each year.

6. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Ines, and 400 times smaller.

7. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Ines.

8. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Ines from each salad served in first class.

9. Ines is worth her weight in gold - literally.

10. South Australia was the first place to allow Ines to stand for parliament.

 

ROTFL! :laugh3:

Who ate bananas recently? :wink3:

And I looooove candles! :P

 

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Will!

 

1. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Will with his left foot.
   
2. There are 336 dimples on Will.
   
3. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Will are all berries.
   
4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Will is two minutes.
   
5. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Will.
   
6. The Will-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Will-fights take place there every day!
   
7. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Will!
   
8. All swans in England belong to Will.
   
9. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Will every year.
   
10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Will'.

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The average duration of sexual intercourse for Will is two minutes.

 

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1. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Will!

 

they WHAT! :stunned: *drools*

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Maia! thats lies :P :laugh4: :laugh4:

Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Will'.:laugh4: :laugh4:

Do all French birds try and have a nibble at you? :laugh3:

:embarassed:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Marek!

 

1. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Marek.
   
2. Over 2000 people have now climbed Marek, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
   
3. Ostriches stick their heads in Marek not to hide but to look for water!
   
4. Snow White's coffin was made of Marek.
   
5. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Marek.
   
6. Marekicide is the killing of Marek.
   
7. Marek can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
   
8. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Marek.
   
9. If you toss Marek 10000 times, it will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because its head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
   
10. Marek was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.

MAREK!!! :o well.. heheh

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Coldplayingology is the study of coldplaying.

hahahhahaahahahahahha XD

uh I don't get it....lol

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lana!

1. Lana is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives. (- aww! :rolleyes:... :laugh3: )
   
2. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Lana.
   
3. Lana is the world's largest rodent!
   
4. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Lana.
   
5. If you drop Lana from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
   
6. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Lana as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
   
7. Research indicates that Lana will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas! (this is my fav :uhoh: :lol:)
   
8. Lana will always turn right when leaving a cave!
   
9. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Lana.
   
10. Lana can last longer without water than a camel can!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Annie!

 

1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Annie.
   
2. The porpoise is second to Annie as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
   
3. Contrary to popular belief, Annie is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
   
4. It's bad luck to put Annie on a bed.
   
5. More people are killed by Annie each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
   
6. Annie is the sacred animal of Thailand.
   
7. Annie can be seen from space!
   
8. Annieocracy is government by Annie!
   
9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Annie.
   
10. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Annie!

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1. If you lace Reg from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
   
2. About 100 people choke to death on Reg each year.
   
3. In 1982 Time Magazine named Reg its 'Man of the Year'.
   
4. Reg can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
   
5. The colour of Reg is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is.
   
6. Reg became extinct in England in 1486.
   
7. If you chew gum while peeling Reg then it will stop you from crying.
   
8. Reg kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
   
9. If you put a drop of liquor on Reg, it will go mad and sting itself to death!
   
10. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Reg supply.

lol XD