One of the regulars at Cheers is having a bit of a crisis!

He wants to go to the bathroom but he doesn't know whether he's a boy or a girl.

Hmmm, I'd wager that this "regular" is none other than Dr Fraiser Crain.

I'm afraid i'm sworn to secrecy on that Faceman. I could be taken to court for slander, and after my flop movies such as Loch Ness and Made in America starring Whoopee Goldberg, i can't afford the big payout.

But surely you're living the highlife after starring in such cinematic masterpieces like 3 Men and a Baby and it's inferior follow-up 3 Men and a Little Lady. I certainly know that Steve Guttenberg is still getting some choice roles.

Your too kind Faceman. I still have Three Men And A Baby parties back at my ranch.

I'll send you an invitation the next time i put one on.

There'll be sophisticated chats, elegant women,a buffet of lavish and taste essential foods and a huge screen to watch me out act Tom Selleck In Three Men And A Baby.

Aside from that me and Tom still have a mutual respect for each other. I kinda miss him, last time i saw him he was getting down and dirty with Monika from friends.

If I remember correctly he was de-tached. Tom Selleck without a moustache is like the statue of David without the tiny penis or Ant without Dec. I beg of you Sam, talk some sense into the man. On a happier note, only 5 minutes 'til the king of light entertainment Noel Edmonds once again graces our screens. I'd be a lesser man without my daily beard intake.

dude :stunned: these multiple accounts are talking to eachother!

 

 

 

 

no TWO people can actually hold such an interest in any actors from Cheers! NONE!

 

 

 

Ian, I hope the radar zones in one this!

dude :stunned: these multiple accounts are talking to eachother!

 

 

 

 

no TWO people can actually hold such an interest in any actors from Cheers! NONE!

 

 

 

Ian, I hope the radar zones in one this!

 

If only you knew how wrong you are my dear. The radar can zone away all it wants, it wont find anything. Both myself and Sam are totally different people, as too are Alan and Tom Selleck. To tell you the truth I don't really care if you believe me or not.

why did you bring those others up anyway?....I had almost forgotten.

 

 

BUt of course, a guilty mind will always bring up it's wrong doings somehow :wink:

What exactly am I guilty of? apart from humouring you and your witless threads. Maybe I brought the others up because I actually know them. Of course I don't expect you to understand, you obviously lack the social skills to operate in the real world. Once you get out there and meet some real friends you might begin to understand. I won't hold my breath though, it's not going to happen anytime soon is it?

guilty of: BORING ass converstations about anyone who appeared on Cheers... a show which should have never aired

 

humoring anyone but: Alan Partridge, Tom Selleck, Faceman, and Sam Malone

 

 

 

wit? :sick: let's not go there. Your posts are bland

 

 

 

You don't have to hold your breath for anything. I have suffiecient social skills, dear.

 

You, however, clearly have no idea of anything else going on BUT cheers :rolleyes:

why did you bring those others up anyway?....I had almost forgotten.

 

 

BUt of course, a guilty mind will always bring up it's wrong doings somehow :wink:

Hey Clear as Crystal or should i say Rick8! I know you two are the same people.

The most irritating people in my eyes are the ones that contradict themselves. You say i have multiple personalities yet you come on this group and slip in and out of character with your alter ego Rick8. I have a word of warning, you will be caught out and when you do they will delete your profile.

In fact i might report you 'cause it's not fair on the genuine coldplayers who stick to the rules by having just the one profile, unlike yourself.

I bet you're Erin in disguise as well, i wouldn't put it past you. Ever heard of the phrase "The lunatics are running the asylum?" Well you're a lunatic and this group is the asylum.

Case fucking closed.

guilty of: BORING ass converstations about anyone who appeared on Cheers... a show which should have never aired

 

humoring anyone but: Alan Partridge, Tom Selleck, Faceman, and Sam Malone

 

 

 

wit? :sick: let's not go there. Your posts are bland

 

 

 

You don't have to hold your breath for anything. I have suffiecient social skills, dear.

 

You, however, clearly have no idea of anything else going on BUT cheers :rolleyes:

Here's a challenge for you and it's quite an easy one at that. Name me one thread or comment you've said on this group that was either funny or interesting. I'm holding down the gauntlet for you.It's on the floor.Dare you pick it up?

guilty of: BORING ass converstations about anyone who appeared on Cheers... a show which should have never aired

 

humoring anyone but: Alan Partridge, Tom Selleck, Faceman, and Sam Malone

 

 

 

wit? :sick: let's not go there. Your posts are bland

 

 

 

You don't have to hold your breath for anything. I have suffiecient social skills, dear.

 

You, however, clearly have no idea of anything else going on BUT cheers :rolleyes:

 

My posts bland? don't make me laugh my dear. If I remember correctly you're the dude who just leaves smilies instead of leaving and constructive or insightful comments. Read through my posts and you'll find that I've commented on television, music (surprisingly enough), sport, politics, drugs. You name it and I've probably got an opinion on it. Sorry if I've never responded to one of your "post pictures of Chris" threads. I just don't find anything you've posted stimulating enough.

Hey Clear as Crystal or should i say Rick8! I know you two are the same people.

 

oh! :o

 

i hope not

#any, apologies for any confusion caused.

My posts bland? don't make me laugh my dear. If I remember correctly you're the dude who just leaves smilies instead of leaving and constructive or insightful comments. Read through my posts and you'll find that I've commented on television' date=' music (surprisingly enough), sport, politics, drugs. You name it and I've probably got an opinion on it. Sorry if I've never responded to one of your "post pictures of Chris" threads. I just don't find anything you've posted stimulating enough.[/quote']

I think we've just blown the doors off her tiny mind. She's probably on the floor trying to recover from our intellectual comebacks. Never try and debate with the kings of eighties television.

By the way Clearascrystal I'm still waiting for the answer to my question, it was simple enough.Tell me one comment or thread that you've said that was either funny or intelligent!

The longer i wait the more stupid you look.

oh! :o

 

i hope not

 

 

baha! Rick existed years before I found this place !

 

 

 

 

as for my comments being bland or boring or NOT constructive ... that i spurely your opinion. Of course I am not going to go around finding "interesting" comments for your pleasure. In anycase, at this point you will only scoff at them rather than say anything positive...so why even try with any of your usernames?!

I think we've just blown the doors off her tiny mind. She's probably on the floor trying to recover from our intellectual comebacks. Never try and debate with the kings of eighties television.

By the way Clearascrystal I'm still waiting for the answer to my question, it was simple enough.Tell me one comment or thread that you've said that was either funny or intelligent!

The longer i wait the more stupid you look.

 

 

cute, kid....cute.

 

 

lets all use cliché comebacks to try and make the other person lookd bad! :cheesy:

 

 

maybe I do, maybe I don't ...the whole purpose was to let you know that really, no one should share that interest in Cheers with you . That show is dead and needs to stay that way :)

baha! Rick existed years before I found this place !

 

 

 

 

as for my comments being bland or boring or NOT constructive ... that i spurely your opinion. Of course I am not going to go around finding "interesting" comments for your pleasure. In anycase, at this point you will only scoff at them rather than say anything positive...so why even try with any of your usernames?!

Thankyou you've just proved my point, you can't find any comment or thread that was funny or constructive.

I bet you went back to past threads to see if you had left anything worthwhile to answer my question. That's why you took so long in replying!

Again never try and pick a fight with the big boys you've only got yourself to blame.

baha! Rick existed years before I found this place !

 

 

 

 

as for my comments being bland or boring or NOT constructive ... that i spurely your opinion. Of course I am not going to go around finding "interesting" comments for your pleasure. In anycase, at this point you will only scoff at them rather than say anything positive...so why even try with any of your usernames?!

 

Au Contraire my dear, the day you come up with an interesting comment I will actually be quite impressed. Heaven knows I might even agree with you. I'm not some petulant child who disregards everything that someone says just because we don't see eye to eye. You seem to be convinced that I have multiple personalities. Take a glance left and you'll clearly see that both myself and Sam are online. Unless I have multiple computer terminals in my abode I don't really think that you'r arguement stands up. Now come on, just for old times sake give The Faceman a smiley. I know that you've been itching to do it for the entire thread.

*yawn* :dozey:

cute, kid....cute.

 

 

lets all use cliché comebacks to try and make the other person lookd bad! :cheesy:

 

 

maybe I do, maybe I don't ...the whole purpose was to let you know that really, no one should share that interest in Cheers with you . That show is dead and needs to stay that way :)

If you have such a problem with me why do you even bother reading my threads. You can always choose to ignore them. It's like the do gooders who complain about t.v programmes that offend them, you can always change the channel!!!! It's as if you feel drawn to our threads like you would feel drawn to an ex lover.

cool...you can't read.

 

 

I could go around and pick up some stuff for you. Of that I am sure. But why bring up things you will ridicule from a dislike you have for me? why?

 

 

I am sure you could never do the same. Please try and find one respose other than alan, face man.... that was positive.

 

 

I took long, because this is the last thread I want to visit on my way to more interesting threads :dozey:

*yawn* :dozey:

 

 

 

:kiss: