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David Hasselhoff will rape you!!!!!!

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Today I pose a very philosophical, and INCREDIBLY important question to you all:

 

 

If The Hoff told you to jump in his car, WOULD YOU????

 

 

 

Watch as the plight of one unlucky lady unfolds before our very eyes!!!!

 

Do not turn this off, for it is a lesson to us all. Never get in David Hasselhoff's car. Even if you're German.

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836&q=jump+in+my+car

 

And if THAT doesn't work for you, try YouTube (yes, this video is spreading like an STD):

 

 

 

And no, I will not post this in the music section. Because I think this is the farthest you can get from music. Ever.

 

 

 

So, the question remains. Would YOU jump in his car???

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I really think the Hoffocaust is coming. :bigcry:

NO I won't jump in his car... :stunned:

I have to say that i've accepted a ride home from the hoffster in the past and i have to say that he was a true gentlemen. Plus he never charged me petrel money. WHAT A GUY!

Hey ClearACrystal! If you want to call me a Homo, then so be it but no one can ever call the Hoffster gay, the guy's a living legend! LONG LIVE THE HOFF!

I love the lyrics!! :wideeyed:

Hey ClearACrystal! If you want to call me a Homo' date=' then so be it but no one can ever call the Hoffster gay, the guy's a living legend! LONG LIVE THE HOFF![/quote']

 

 

 

ehm.... Only in your head, kid.

ehm.... Only in your head' date=' kid.[/quote']

 

It's in many people's heads sweetheart! The Hoffster has a huge fanbase and i'm pretty sure they don't think he's a homo.

heh, of course, closets try to stay closed for as long as they can. ..

 

these "fans" are sitting on a HEAP of hangers. :wink:

 

their admirations is purely sexual

Now there...everybody has his own taste...

 

Freedom, and that stuff... Hoffster really is so called legend...but I'm not really fond of him. As a person...seen some interviews with him so...

heh, of course, closets try to stay closed for as long as they can. ..

 

these "fans" are sitting on a HEAP of hangers. :wink:

 

their admirations is purely sexual

 

Whatever sweetheart, but i think to call all of the hasselhoff's fanbase gay is very discriminating, your obviously homophobic, why is that?

Whatever sweetheart' date=' but i think to call all of the hasselhoff's fanbase gay is very discriminating, your obviously homophobic, why is that?[/quote']

 

And then ppl ask why are there wars...

 

Heh, here's your answer.

 

To tell you the truth-I had enough of them :veryangry2: !

 

We are all the same...

And then ppl ask why are there wars...

 

Heh, here's your answer.

 

To tell you the truth-I had enough of them :veryangry2: !

 

We are all the same...

 

My comment was not aimed at you Myrrho2. I quoted ClearAsCrystal because all of her posts involve nasty remarks about gays, i was just curious to what her problem with them is.

:rolleyes:

 

And my post wasn't aimed to you either. It was aimed to ClearAsCrystal,too..

 

Hehe...we should join forces!

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Now now children, :laugh4: I really have no idea what this conversation is about, since I have the Patridge blocked on here. But let's keep it pleasant, as the Hoff would want us to :nice:

 

 

 

It has nothing to do with your sexual preferences, I'm sure Hoff would ask if a man would want to jump in his "car" just as readily as a woman!! But... would you get in it?????? :uhoh:

Sounds like a plan Myrrho2, you've been added to The Partridge's buddy list. If only there was more people like you and certain other people on this site, then this place could be a much happier and peaceful place to be around.

I wouldn't---NEVER!

 

(A lil' drama never hurt anyone:)

Sounds like a plan Myrrho2' date=' you've been added to The Partridge's buddy list. If only there was more people like you and certain other people on this site, then this place could be a much happier and peaceful place to be around.[/quote']

 

:embarassed:

 

Hehe...tnk u...

Sounds like a plan Myrrho2' date=' you've been added to The Partridge's buddy list. If only there was more people like you and certain other people on this site, then this place could be a much happier and peaceful place to be around.[/quote']

 

True. There's far too much animosity and overt aggression on display. It's quite obvious that certain peeps are in serious need of some "chill" pills!!;)

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Did someone say chill pill!? :wideeyed:

 

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Did someone say chill pill!? :wideeyed:

 

Blog+Image_thumb_chill_pill.gif

 

So how many have you had??:P

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