What would the theme be? What would some of the dialogue be? People have been coming up with snippets all over the board. Here's a place to stick 'em!!

 

This should be good for a laugh!!!

great idea... :D

perhaps it would show Gwyn going to the us to get her plastic surgery done :laugh3:

I would like the show!

funny

chris showing us his collection of over 90 black hooded tops!

i would kill for a real reality show of their lives. KILL.

I would like to see that reality show may be in one it might beat hogan knows best who knows,bring in some frinds and impersonate the band fallili or whatever do you want to put in this "sitcome"

Noooo, no reality show, please, all of the fuckin' reality show couples broke up within the past few months:

 

Nick & Jessica

Carmen Electra & Dave Navarro

and now even Travis Barker (from Blink 182) and Shanna

 

:P

LMAO !!

exept hogan knows best.

and now even Travis Barker (from Blink 182) and Shanna

eh? they broke up?

'Fraid so.

 

But this is only a fake reality show, so Chris & Gwyn would only have a fake break-up...and think of all the great new Coldplay songs!!!

i would kill for a real reality show of their lives. KILL.

 

Me too.

 

I think it would be the single most hilarious thing ever.

if "the martins" would really be a reality show it would be on the top of my fav realliy shows! at the moment hogan knows best is the greatest

so who are the actors for this "sitcome"

exept hogan knows best.

 

Yeah but that's different - all the other three reality shows were about THE COUPLE, Hogan knows best is about the whole family and a couple that has been married for DECADES, you can more compare it to The Osbournes and not the others.

uh, i made the scenario a year ago about the martins. seriously. :uhoh:

can we like see it?

Noooo, no reality show, please, all of the fuckin' reality show couples broke up within the past few months:

 

Nick & Jessica

Carmen Electra & Dave Navarro

and now even Travis Barker (from Blink 182) and Shanna

 

:P

:laugh3:

 

MTV puts a curse on these couples. haha

can we like see it?

 

no, sorry :P

drunken phone calls from Guy in the middle of the night....Chris yelling out Jonny's name in his sleep :sneaky:.......Chris hiding from Gwyneth to eat junk food...those wacky Martins :laugh3:

^LMFAO!!!!!

guy giving us a detailed tour of his range rover and hiding all the empty bottles of stella beer scattered on the floor

chris changing diapers and modeling all his black clothing

will watching football matches screaming at the TV, forgetting the camera is there

chriss shrine to jonny in the back of his closet

:)

The script of episode one:(something I thought of now)

The main caracaters Coldplay(including the manager and miller),the girl friends of the band members,the bands "children"

We start ower first episode by presenting the inside story of how chris martin became famous, told by "him",we look throug his house, to see on the wall the golden disk(CD) of them all x&y, but before that they present "the parachutes"

The next scene sows us, how on ordinary day at the familly table/chiken works,the wife of chris and chris talking to theyre children,and to themselvs.

Chris to moses: moses please can you really say dady?

moses: "sigh"

gwenith/the wife of chris I think: He's only 13 month's old how do you expect of him to speek?

chris: My father told me that I could say:"daddy" and "mamy" after 3 months I was borned. :)

-------------------------(after eating and drinking coffe or what do you do at morning)

Chris:Sorry if I leave the table, i need to go chit chat whith my fans, on the laptop...

gwenith: ok ok but don't stay long there.

-----------(going to the laptop)

chris monolog(speaking to himself):

Why is my windows so slow? damm windows 98'!(sorry I couldn't stand putting this in :) )

hmm so I think I will connect to coldplaying.com, so what fake nick I should use this month?I know I'll talk whith the martins 06 nick. (A name i thought about now)

a random topic on the coldplay forums:

"why do they dress the same?"

"him"- I know like I think they would like to copy "the beatles", they used the same clothing.

After 10 mintes the the mobile phone of chris rings of course whith the "talk" ringtone on it

chris- hello

will- hello chris I'm will, want to come to the coldplay headquarters?

chris- I think I'm kinda busy, but I think i could make some time, for this squeduel(I don't how to spell it)

will- Chris are you getting the "big band" illness?(you think that you need to have a squeduel,like for concerts or for going to the gym and stuff)(ussualy buisness man have squduels for meetings)

chris: just kinding whith ya' I'm comming right now...

will- all the rest of the band is waiting

chris going to the door

"the wife of chris"-We're do you think you're going "young man" ?

chris:going to see the band and sing, and stuff like that.

"she"- no youre not, you have to clean the dishes first...

chris- damm! I knew I should have hired a made...

chris despreratly tryng to open the super magnum loks of the doors

and "she" is comming in slow notion, and chris exites the house before he would had been cought be his wife.

chris: wow, that wans a close one,I think she whatches too much that "desperate housewives sitcome".

Chris gets in his supper "porche" and getts sthreight to the headquarthers of coldplay.

after he gets "there" in the studios he speaks whith the band...

chris: have you missed me?

the rest of the band: no chris!

ok I think we should try working on that new album, I think you should call it "desperate"

manager speaking to chris

manager: I've heard rumours that a guy of the coldplay staff is selling information to the fans.Like they fans made a new unofficial album "castles"

should we spy all the staff memebers?

chris: you shouldn't cas theyre big fans and they deserve to hear unofficial stuff of us,and we have billions of pounds, so there's not going to be any procecution.

END OF PART ONE! to be continued worktime 1 hour.

credits: the story was made by dawin45

this is a parody sittcome,and should not be taken serriously, were sorry if any of ower names are the same as the real one.

all rights reseserved by the coldplaying.com corp. the fotocopying or acting of this script is illegal whitout the permission of the editor.

:laugh3:

LMFAO!!!

 

Can I play Gwynnie???

do you like have any friends whith a video camera that like coldplay?and we need 2 baby dolls 2.

LOL. thats sum funny stuff.

do you like have any friends whith a video camera that like coldplay?and we need 2 baby dolls 2.

I amost bought a baby-doll at an antique shop last week...but she was black.