I'm surprised no one has started a "penis appreciation" thread

 

 

ok, i said too much

 

 

just wait kasia to get online.....lol

yah...sex/porno and now...this :o

 

people are getting it on @ the sexual threads! :o

 

 

HAHAHA!!!!!! IM NOT THE ONLY PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

YES! All started by me when i took drugs that night..hahahaha (not really' date=' that's just my excuse..shhhhhh) ;)[/quote']

 

 

ALL HAIL LAURA!!! THE SEX GODESS!!! :o

 

 

**we are not worthy***

 

 

she is the bringer of LIGHT!!! :D

it's the sun

 

sets people off :D

King Missile! that song is hilarious

hahahah..sex goddess....far from it Vin!!! :D

there's a little dirty in us all

There sure is!! I need a shower! :D

ahahaa...

 

I think...

waking up horny is the worst thing..

then ur day is all weird

me too

me too

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Take a cold shower!! It works!! :D

showers..I just had..I'm still walking around in my towel

no cold showers for me, I'm all about hot and steamy showers

Yeah..those are great!!! mmmmmmm :D

^ exactly

sex bomb...u r my sex bomb....you can give it to me when I need to come along.....

ahahah geese

oh man.... I never realized how much sexual innuendo was in this song...

 

The original "Itsy Bitsy Fuzzy Wuzzy Worms" song is bad enough... probably even worse than my parody...

 

Nobody likes me

Ev'rybody hates me

Guess I'll go eat worms

 

Long, thin, slimy ones

Short, fat, juicy ones

Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.

 

Down goes the first one

Down goes the second one

Oh, how they wiggle and squirm

 

Long, thin, slimy ones

Short, fat, juicy ones

Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.

 

Up comes the first one

Up come the second one

Oh, how they wiggle and squirm

 

Long, thin, slimy ones

Short, fat, juicy ones,

Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.

mmmmmmmm hot showers!! :p

Chicken Breasts are quite scrummy I suppose.

:lol: @ Maria!!

 

Hey Vin!! When you said Sex Goddess, i automatically though of that show on WTN the Sunday Night Sex Show with that old lady hosting!! OLD LADIES TALKING ABOUT SEX?!?! Now, that's just wrong!! hahahaha...hearing her simulating moan sounds is just plain ol' disgusting :lol:

lol... the sunday night sex show, that hilarious... You cant help but ponder what her life is like... *cringe*

Shame on you for putting that thought in my mind. Man, watching her hold sex toys disturbs me like nothing else. :lol:

AGH, atleast I wasnt being descriptive, lol