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It's official, Coldplay are for gays!

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No I'm not 8 years old, but I would love to be that age again. No worries in life at all, apart from when you are going to get your next bag of sweets. Nowadays I have to worry about STD's and the like, and also restraining orders

 

This did happen to me today with the doc and scientist!!! Why would I lie? Why are you getting angry with me anyway?? I explained I was only the messenger.

 

And were the doc and the scientist telling you this while giving you your medication? You're a retard. Stop wasting ours and your time. Go join a black crowes forum....or did you come here cos there's no one to talk to over there?

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In French, with this type of news we are used to say "autant pisser dans un violon". The most polite in English to translate is....."I don't care about this <<news>>!", that is veryyyyy important and scientific!

*sighs deeply*

 

will it never end?

I want my ghetto blaster back btw.

Oh my god! I'm gay!

 

I never knew.

Hey Jenika.

I likey Blackchixxxz.

Especially, when they are in the back :wink3:

 

:laugh4:

You want some chocolate??? :wink3:

LMAO. Ok, Ok, this can't go on- I'm sorry. Contrary to what this jackass says I'm not gay.

(OMG- the boys reading the last few posts must be going: :o ,:sweatdrop: )

That's right peeps, I was talking to a Doctor and a scientist at lunch today, and they both gave me proof that Coldplay are the dirge of music and are for gays!!! I know, I was devestated by this news, but it's TRUE!

 

They both asked me to REALLY listen to some songs and said 'they are so boring I want to kill everyone here and some bunny rabbits!!' After he said this, I realised YES they are awful and boring and need to be taken out of the music industry. He then played me some Black Crowes and I saw the light, thank God. Praise be to the Black Crowes and saving me!

 

Remember guys, I'm only the messenger so please don't take your anger out on me!! I'm sure it's going to be a tough period for fans worldwide once they read this news.

 

Peace

 

sweet, thnx for telling me that.

SHIT. And here I was listening to Air Supply and Pat Benetar thinking it would cure my undoubtedly irreversible gayness! And it's the BLACK CROWS that I REALLY need to be listening to? Damn. Thanks for letting me know.

 

And by the way, you should really get out of here as quick as possible... don't want to catch the gayness.

Ha ha... this thread is full of people with no life!!

 

Quote: I said "don't thank me thank Chris Martin and sprinted into the wall." ........??

 

??? wtf??

someone lock this shit up

Gays are gay

 

Oh my god you guys are shit.

 

Gays shouldn't be aloud to do or listen to anything. I think they should all be locked up in aids-ridden cages with a homo ape raping their asses for all their worth.

 

Stop trying to make quality rock like Coldplay pink. It's discusting. Did you never read the bible? You'll go to hell you fudge munchers.

 

That was deep. Now i'll continue my crying...

 

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Oh my god you guys are shit.

 

Gays shouldn't be aloud to do or listen to anything. I think they should all be locked up in aids-ridden cages with a homo ape raping their asses for all their worth.

 

Did you never read the bible? You'll go to hell you fudge munchers.

 

Wow. It's like this guy comes straight out of 1940's Nazi Germany.

Internet Troll alert 92001....

Ha ha... this thread is full of people with no life!!

 

Quote: I said "don't thank me thank Chris Martin and sprinted into the wall." ........??

 

??? wtf??

No life? Ouch. And so unnecessary considering I was sticking up for Coldplay and their otherwordly powers of healing... not to mention a little rich, but let's not go there. Me, I'm just trying to allieviate the boredom of my job. But hey, live and let live I say.

 

By the way, your so-called "quote" is rather inaccurate. I didn't say I sprinted into the wall, I actually did it. I have dyspraxia and it wounds me that you would mock my affliction. I was aiming for the doorway, obviously.

 

Oh, and to the guy who started this ridiculous thread: was it THE Scientist who told you that nugget of wisdom? 'Cos, you know, science and progress do not speak as loud as my heart.

 

Peace out.

Oh my god you guys are shit.

 

Gays shouldn't be aloud to do or listen to anything. I think they should all be locked up in aids-ridden cages with a homo ape raping their asses for all their worth.

 

Stop trying to make quality rock like Coldplay pink. It's discusting. Did you never read the bible? You'll go to hell you fudge munchers.

 

That was deep. Now i'll continue my crying...

 

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

 

:thinking: we should crying cos there are mad people...as you!!:thinking:

and if u are against gays...u are racist!!!

:thinking: we should crying cos there are mad people...as you!!:thinking:

and if u are against gays...u are racist!!!

 

Er, no. 'Gay' is not a race, it's a sexual orientation. If you're against gays, you are homophobic. Important difference.

 

Sorry. As you were.

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