That's right peeps, I was talking to a Doctor and a scientist at lunch today, and they both gave me proof that Coldplay are the dirge of music and are for gays!!! I know, I was devestated by this news, but it's TRUE!

 

They both asked me to REALLY listen to some songs and said 'they are so boring I want to kill everyone here and some bunny rabbits!!' After he said this, I realised YES they are awful and boring and need to be taken out of the music industry. He then played me some Black Crowes and I saw the light, thank God. Praise be to the Black Crowes and saving me!

 

Remember guys, I'm only the messenger so please don't take your anger out on me!! I'm sure it's going to be a tough period for fans worldwide once they read this news.

 

Peace

It's official!!! You are mad!:dozey:

^And SAD!!:rolleyes:

You are so wrong

 

Man that guys an asshole.

 

Coldplay are the greatest band in the world. And i've got proof. What about the fact they invented rock? They are completely responsible for bring the brilliance of musical composition back to popular music and the radio as we know it. Let's face it, we all owe these guys a lot.

 

When this guy said Coldplay are for gays I cried. Almost as much as the first time I heard that 'yellow' song. You know the the one that goes: "blah blah blah, yell-ow". Fantastic. They are the Beethoven of rock.

 

I love to spend my weekends doing press-ups in a press-up powered car crying with sombody spitting in my face. It reminds me of the trus hardships in life the same way Coldplay so brilliantly did.

 

In a nutshell; Coldplay are my bible. Rock on Coldplay!

 

:cry: YELLOW IS MY HEART:cry:

How dare you? I've never heard of the Black Crowes but they're probably rubbish if they don't sound like Coldplay.

 

My whole family was in a serious car crash and went into a coma due to some kind of head injury or something. I wasn't involved. But when I went to visit them in the room they all shared in hospital, I played "Fix You" to them on my portable ghetto blaster and one by one they all woke up and said thank you to me. I replied, "Don't thank me, thank Chris Martin!" and sprinted full tilt into the wall.

 

Coldplay forever!!!:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

omfg,retarted moron

you people need help, seriously :nice:

gotta love spammers, they liven it up!

^ i know they're really entertaining ha ha remember good ol' Stipe that spammer that got up everyones nerves.

no i dont actually, i havnt been on here long this time, i had a thread banded in past tho, they thought i was spamming cos i dont like X&Y:cry:

thanx for leting us know they are gay.i really appreciate it.thank you so much.really.

thanx for leting us know they are gay.i really appreciate it.thank you so much.really.

 

And if they were, would it matter??:rolleyes:

And if they were' date=' [/i']would it matter??:rolleyes:

 

thats what i said.with other word.called irony.oh man.

And if they were' date=' [/i']would it matter??:rolleyes:

 

 

yeah, would it matter?

No one cares here of the fact that some of us could be gay...

Let's be tolerant!

Coldplay is for everyone...

yeah, would it matter?

No one cares here of the fact that some of us could be gay...

Let's be tolerant!

Coldplay is for everyone...

thats what i wanted to say,no matter what

eat my grits

 

Of course it does not matter IF they are a raving bunch of queers and steers, that's cool with me. Hey, my Grandmother turned gay on her 90th birthday, she loved the carpet.

 

-COLDPLAY LOVER-

...Love is the basic, no matter who you love...

...Meeting you will be the best thing ever...

"The truth is

Only you,

Just you...

Understand.

Why I cry and why I lie."

I really liked that signature, it was so deep and made me cry a little bit. I hate being so sensitive sometimes, I used to cry in public when Coldplay came on. Happy days!!!!!!!!

^erm, thx for liking and quoting my sig!:D

 

I just changed it, but the two sentences written in orange are still on.

Okay.

Coldplay's for gays, true.

Coldplay's for girls, too.

 

(...)

 

But thanks for the "warning".

Without you....I'd be brainwashed by their music.

 

Omg!

Is that an alien behind you :freak:?

Okay.

Coldplay's for gays, true.

Coldplay's for girls, too.

 

(...)

 

But thanks for the "warning".

Without you....I'd be brainwashed by their music.

 

Omg!

Is that an alien behind you :freak:?

 

Or a gaylien??:rolleyes:

Or a gaylien??:rolleyes:

 

:lol:

That's right peeps, I was talking to a Doctor and a scientist at lunch today, and they both gave me proof that Coldplay are the dirge of music and are for gays!!! I know, I was devestated by this news, but it's TRUE!

 

They both asked me to REALLY listen to some songs and said 'they are so boring I want to kill everyone here and some bunny rabbits!!' After he said this, I realised YES they are awful and boring and need to be taken out of the music industry. He then played me some Black Crowes and I saw the light, thank God. Praise be to the Black Crowes and saving me!

 

Remember guys, I'm only the messenger so please don't take your anger out on me!! I'm sure it's going to be a tough period for fans worldwide once they read this news.

 

Peace

 

Are you eight years old, by any chance? Save it for the playground.

you're a flaming idiot.

No I'm not 8 years old, but I would love to be that age again. No worries in life at all, apart from when you are going to get your next bag of sweets. Nowadays I have to worry about STD's and the like, and also restraining orders

 

This did happen to me today with the doc and scientist!!! Why would I lie? Why are you getting angry with me anyway?? I explained I was only the messenger.

ohhhh stop!!! if u don't like coldplay u shouldn't be in this forum...u know?:rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:veryangry2:

>.< Where do these people come from???

No lives, I tell you. They have

NO

LIVES.